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Winchester College

A once great school that has since become overrun with members of the homosexual community as well as plenty of Ethnics. If you are lucky you may still be able to meet the odd boy who has roots with the aristocracy but most when asked thier name will reply wong, wang or wing. The old money and the new money have been at war now for years but they can all agree on the hatred of JWC and the headmaster
by timmyhands April 12, 2023
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John XXIII College

John XXIII College is one of the only co-Ed private schools within the Western Suburbs of WA.
Often overlooked in favour of traditionalist institutions like Scotch College and Presbyterian Ladies College, John XXIII (colloquially referred to as JTC) is a surprisingly boring school with a strangely hidden cultish underground. Many central figures within the school such as Principal Robert “Hendo” Henderson along with groundsmen and certain teachers, are revered by the students, and are celebrated in the yearly ritual “JTC Day”, where ritual dances and songs are often performed to hype up the appearance of the real leader of the College’s cult, Jason.

Jason is a mythical figure to all. How he uses his diabolos to summon devils and enthrall students is unknown but the method is so effective that Jason himself has caused contained school flash mobs and riots.

Further examination of Jason’s cult is required, and will be added as more is found out.
John XXIII College- Great minds, good hearts
by Spider-Man Dinosaur October 11, 2020
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Upper Yarra secondary college

A place used to punish the youth of the Yarra valley. Commonly shortened to UYSC
“upper Yarra secondary college is a shit hole
by Jamesdrysale April 24, 2021
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kemnal technology college

kemnal is a shit school full of wannabe chavs wannabe roadmen and neeks
lmfao imagine going kemnal technology college you weirdo
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Ohio Gay Fart Collector

When a grown man invades someone’s home just to put a person’s flatulence into a jar
That weirdo! He’s nothing but an Ohio Gay Fart Collector
by Mike ox lone 6969 February 28, 2023
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St. John's College

A Liberal Arts college in the US, with two campuses: one in Santa Fe, New Mexico, and a needlessly preppy one, populated mostly by sophists. Famous for its approach to liberal arts, focus on great books, and its incredibly uncomfortable, but visually iconic, "Johnnie" chairs. Blackboards are everywhere at the college, and any attempt to change this policy is always crushed with extreme prejudice.

Students of the college are called Johnnies., and in place of professors, instructors are called tutors. This is because they are supposed to be on the journey of intellectual discovery with the students, rather than talking down to them. This is, most certainly, always the case, and tutors have never been known to give lectures in the middle of class to explain exactly why a particular school of thought is fundamentally incorrect because they entirely disregard the writings of one obscure thinker, the essays of whom said tutor will be happy to provide to the interested.

St. John's has no tests or exams. All students are evaluated through their writing and performance in discussion. To deal with the stress and anxiety which comes with much of the work of the college, many Johnnies smoke and engage in extreme forms of Bacchic revelry on a weekly to biweekly basis.

Contrary to popular belief regarding liberal arts degrees, Johnnies go into a variety of fields, mostly in education, academia, or corporate sophistry(commonly known to the uninitiated as the legal profession).
"Where are you going to college again?"
"Oh, I go to St. John's College in Santa Fe."
"Never heard of it."
"I'm not surprised."

Family member:"What do you guys even do at St. John's?"
Johnnie who has learned that most people are either totally disinterested in the truly meaningful parts of their studies and has lost all faith in the ability of most people to have serious conversations: "We read lots of books."
by notsocrates December 2, 2020
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Richard Stockton College

A middle-sized college of about 7500 undergraduate and graduate students. The school was originally founded in 1969, and has expanded to a 1600 acre campus. It's roughly twenty minutes away from Atlantic City and and about an hour from Philly. According to the Princeton Review, Richard Stockton is a "highly selective college", and US News and World Report say Richard Stockton is one of the best colleges in the North for master's degrees. Stockton has also been rated as one of the top five liberal arts schools in the country.

Richard Stockton College has an incredibly highly distinguished faculty including Pulitzer Prize winners, Guggenheim Fellowship winners, and world renowned experts in Holocaust studies, psychology, and physics. 95% of professors hold the highest degree in their field from some of the top schools in the country.

The college's sports history has included national champions in soccer, track & field, and runner-ups in men's basketball. Stockton has also provided camps for the women's Olympic Basketball team, the national youth soccer team, and the World Cup soccer teams from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and Trinidad and Tobago.

In addition to undergraduate programs, Richard Stockton offers six Masters Degrees and one Doctoral Degree in Physical Therapy. The college is continuing to expand its programs. Stockton will soon partner with the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) to build an Aviation Research Technology Park which will become a center for academic and training programs and state of the art aviation research.

There is plenty of action on campus, with Greek Life, a variety of clubs and and organizations- both academic (honors) and service, and collegiate, intramural, and club sports.

Richard Stockton's colors are black and white, with red being the accent color. However, in the fall of 2009 red will be replaced by blue. The mascot is the Osprey.
Joe Smith graduated from Richard Stockton College with a doctoral degree in physical therapy (DPT).
by OspreyRSC April 4, 2009
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