Clare

A woman whom finds great pleasure in destroying whoopi cushions.

Guy 1: Man, did you see that Clare?
She totally demolished my whoopi cushion.
Guy 2: Well, that freakin' sucks... a lot.

by girlwithface123 April 28, 2009

clode

A clitoris that is as long as it is wide.

"I went to fuck her, then I noticed her clode."

by rawritsmareh June 13, 2009

Chore

A word used in replacement of sure or yes, in a sarcastic use, meant to be said while slightly laughing or grinning, while still meaning no

A sarcastic yes, for a comedic effect, but still means no

Bro #1: Hey bro, you wanna lend me your boat for the weekend?

Bro #2(laughing): HAHA Yeah, chore buddy... chore

Bro #1: awww man

by chorebuddy September 16, 2011

choregasm

Sucessful completion of the sex act, but only after outrageously exhaustive efforts. Usually used to describe a rather un-satisfying sexual experience which one has been working very hard at achieving and, upon completion, does not think it was worth it.

"Lisa was playing hard to get. I had to take her out six times and spend a fortune on her to get laid, and then all she did was lay there and complain the wholetime. What a choregasm!"

by Frank Klaune November 22, 2003

clarence

This morbidly obese walrus kid on a Cartoon Network show named after him. He's a loser.

Clarence is a moron

by SUMFURRYTHING September 15, 2016

clofer

a slut named shannon that likes to eat stuff that is not edible

shannon because she eats pussy

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

fishwifes chore

A fishwife's chore is the sexual act of slitting open a straight wound in a females cheek with a sharp edged tool (a knife), as a male, and then proceeding to penetrate this wound with your erect penis until climax, for sexual pleasure.

This sexual act is most popularly thought to be no more than an urban legend, although it has a following amongst perverts and extreme fetishists who dabble in such materials as snuff videos and the like.

Person 1: OMG did you see that sick shit that I found on the internet? I forwarded it to you the other day...

Person 2: Oh that fishwifes chore thing? Fucking disgusting...he cut open her cheek and fucked it!

Person 1: He should be hung publically! Dirty bastard.

by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009