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Chris Burke Cocktail

A quarter of mushrooms, 6 hits of acid, and half a cup of paint thinner blended with vodka. Normally leads to the user becoming "glopped" due do the mixing compounds in the mushrooms and paint thinner.
Tim: Dude, I heard you drank a Chris Burke Cocktail last night.

Fred:

Tim: Fred?

Freds Dad: hes been glopped all night.
by 6622867994 September 22, 2009
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Eva Braun cocktail

Any variety of drink laced with poison with the intention of killing or to commit suicide. From the poison drink prepareed by Hitler's girlfriend/wife in the bunker by which they commited suicide as the Allied Forces were bearing down. Also pronounced Eva Brown.
I so fucking feed up with everything that I don't know whether to make an appointment with Dr. Kovorkian or just make myself an Eva Braun cocktail.
by Frankie & Johnnie April 23, 2005
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Cocktail Engineer

Someone (usually a sales person) that doesn't have any true skills or technical ability but makes a living off of wining & dining clients, usually loaded with empty talk.
"We need a real technical salesperson, not a cocktail engineer."

"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"
by sellerina February 18, 2010
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Las Vegas Shrimp Cocktail

when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out.
My boy Dale a sick fuck on the weekends he hunts down bitches so he can pull off a las vegas shrimp cocktail.
by Lunchbaca October 29, 2006
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cocktail mattress

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.
Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.
by jaydawg May 27, 2004
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battle cocktail

crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases
They went on a ten hour crack binge at their army friend's "battle cocktail" party.
by McNigglet January 11, 2008
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moleetov cocktail

A mixed-drink consisting of Coca-Cola, Starbucks Frappacino, Scotch, and 5-hour ENERGY.
Excuse me kind sir, would you please mix me up a moleetov cocktail right quick?
by Finnbacca December 2, 2011
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