clean the chimney

To stick a tongue up one persons nostrils removing all snot and boogers often done for sensual reasons, but not always

Dude 1: bro Stacey came over last night

Dude 2: bro that’s sick did she clean the chimney
Dude 1: you know it dawg, My sinus is HELLA clear

by Absurd_Chalice November 05, 2022

clean cuddles

cuddling after both or one of the cuddlers have showered. can be clothed or naked.

"I want cuddles."
"Can we do some clean cuddles? I haven't showered yet today."
"Okay."
*showers*
*clean cuddling commences*

by vengefuII July 01, 2016

Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.

River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."

by motherfuckingterry January 16, 2013

Clean the fridge

Jerk off to relieve pressure and stress due to lack of action.

John has to clean the fridge because he has not been laid in a while.

by Johnny Bender July 23, 2011

Clean the droid

Being sent by your own subordinate to perform bitch work.

Padme(Natalie Portman's character) being sent by her own body guard to clean the droid(R2D2) in "The Phantom Menace."

by Qui-Gon Gin, extra dry January 01, 2010

Cum clean

When you climax in the shower

Someone: BRO I'm about cum clean
Friend: remember clean it up

Someone: It all good I'll be in the shower

by Honeybur November 11, 2019

clean steal

A clean steal happens when one of your friends leaves something at your house for so long that they forget you have it. Once they forget it used to be theirs, it becomes yours.

Jim: Dude, isn't that my Zelda game?

Greg: It's been over here for like six months and you totally forgot I had it. Clean steal, dude.

Jim: Alright, good call.

by FarashaSand December 14, 2008