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Chrystian

Chrystian is an amazing kind hearted girl. Some may say she’s very quiet but once you get to know her she’s very loud and outgoing. Chrystian is the most genuine person you could have. If I have to describe Chrystian I would say she’s very sweet, funny, kind, nd genuine. Last but not least Chrystian is very thick.
#Chrystian #get you a Chrystian
by Nonchalant chick March 29, 2025
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Chrystian

Chrystian is an amazing kind hearted girl. Some may say she’s very quiet but once you get to know her she’s very loud and outgoing. Chrystian is the most genuine person you could have. If I have to describe Chrystian I would say she’s very sweet, funny, kind, nd genuine. Last but not least Chrystian is very thick.
Chrystian is very nice
by Nonchalant chick March 29, 2025
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Crysten

1. An amazing girl who is truly 1 of 1—there’s no copy, no replacement, no second edition.

2. Always right. Not in a condescending way, just very smart, and her answer is probably right. Googling will not be necessary.

3. Eyebrows on fleek, hair always looks great.

4. Real life Snow White. Feeds the deer and raccoons.

5. Equal parts loving mom, stunning beauty, and all-around legend. She’s got a perfect ass, drinks Diet Pepsi like it’s bottled magic, and somehow ties you on the last game of bowling just to remind you she’s competitive.

6. She coined the word “Absolutely”™ before it was cool, prefers her rum with Diet Coke, and vibes out to Michael Jackson like it’s still the ’80s.

7. Her singing voice? Absolutely Angelic. Still owes me home made Mac and cheese.

8. Extremely thoughtful, kind, and treats you like gold. Hopefully, very forgiving, if for some reason your don't treat her like the rare gem she is.

9. She loves all things fall. Scary movies, leaves changing color, haunted houses. I'm sure enjoying them with her is a real treat. If you are taller, you are older. It's the rule.
"Did you see the ass on that creature? Definitely got a Crysten on her, bro."

"Girl, you look good today. Got those eyebrows on Crysten."

"This is a one-of-a-kind piece here, you won't find another one in the entire world. A true Crysten."

"Man, I really messed up. I had a Crysten, and I let her get away."
by Theleavesremindme September 9, 2025
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chrysler turbine car

really cool jet powered car made by chrysler back in the 60s, could run on anything, from perfume to alcohol to soybean oil, unfortunately they were forced to destroy them due to government pressure and cost of keeping them around basically.
there are just nine chrysler turbine cars left in the world.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 13, 2025
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chrysler ghia streamline x

A one of a kind concept turbine powered car from ‘55, rarer than the other chrysler turbine car as there’s just one example in the world, is worth $2 million and rightfully so.
the chrysler ghia streamline x sports the classic retro futuristic design but damn does it look good!
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 14, 2025
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brendan christenson

a young ambitious rune scape addict, that enjoys spending time with mexicans and dogs t hat are named bern. Likes long walks on the beach and romantic strolls through the gardens of rivendale
Bern that was so sick dog, i just killed that 72 warlock! oh i know brendan christenson you pwnd that n00b
by rylee christenson September 2, 2011
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will christey

Will Christey , normally a stubborn boy with many fears! Usually cheating on a ‘Mia’ or ‘Ruby’
‘Omg will christey I can’t venelube you’
by 0121d1b December 12, 2017
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