Christmas Star

The act of receiving head while both members are in a standing position. It often requires the use of a ladder, step stool, or trash can. To complete the act of a Christmas Star the recipient must cum on the top of the blower's head.

"So how was your Christmas Bob?"

"It was pretty damn good. My wife let me give her a Christmas Star while I was hanging lights."

by NedULater November 13, 2013

christmastable

Christmastable ( Christmas table) is the english translation to the Norwegian word Julebord. A julebord is a dinner held by companies for their employees around xmas time. Every working person in the country will be invited to at least one per year.

What is the date of your christmastable this year?

by HBOK December 1, 2013

Christmas Tissue

The act of ejaculating over another or one's own face- specifically carried out over the Christmas period.

See also-

A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.

“I gave her a Christmas tissue in the face….right it in.”

“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”

“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”

by Lady bruncher January 22, 2014

Christmasitis

Being unable to accomplish any schoolwork due to the excitement of Christmas around the corner. Similar to senioritis.

I can't study for midterms. I have a bad case of Christmasitis.

by Wildflowerpower December 3, 2014

Christmas

December 25th. A time of the year where you get most of the stuff you want during the year. Time spent with family friends and sometimes if you have one with your boyfriend. A time to eat a lot of cookies and food that you make. ....... Oh and Jesus

"Oh my god christmas is so close and can just see the presents in my mind."

by Volleyball_Queen December 9, 2014

christmas crust

The random remnants of decor left from Christmas past.

Christmas Crust for example is the wreath that's still hanging on your door, the clearance section of Michael's in January, the Christmas lights you leave up all year long.

by TareTam January 9, 2015

christmas cunt

Someone who epitomizes the essence of Scrooge. See also Scrooge

As soon as the first Christmas Tree comes up Bob turns into a real Christmas Cunt.

by ICanHazFokuz April 3, 2016