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CHOMP

this is the abbreviation for CHOKE HARD ON MY PENIS
boy: hey
girl: hey...
boy: you okay?
girl: yeah
boy: so you wouldn't mind if you CHOMP'ed
by Liam and DanDanTheMilkMan March 7, 2010
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chomp a cheesy taco

so, you're having sex. and you're obviously with a woman. come on- like you didn't know what a taco was. so it's a little "cheesy" so to say, from all the "action" going on. so if you perform oral sex, you're chomping a cheesy taco. i mean, whether it's cheddar or american, it's all the same.
Brigitte loves to chomp cheesy tacos in the locker room after school.
by Charlie December 30, 2003
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Champagne Democrat

Noun: A person who identifies themselves with the American left-wing political movement while hypocritically exhibiting financial and social behaviour to the contrary. Often found in affluent upper middle-class communities across the United States.
1.) That Champagne Democrat would vote for John Kerry in the presidential elections, but ask for a tax write-off when making a negligable donation to charity.

2.) The Champagne Democrats across the street placed a "Save Darfur" sign on their well-manicured lawn next to their hybrid vehicle parked inside their four car garage within their mansion.
by Elvishfarmer July 1, 2006
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champagne supernova

when you are drunk and high at the same time.
i did ecstasy and drank a lot of beer, so i was in a champagne supernova all night.
by bitchhh March 21, 2005
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nag champa

the most popular incense in the world. can someone please tell me how to pronounce "nag champa" ??? i've never heard it said aloud before.
by Annabooooooo April 18, 2006
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Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Fries

Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.
Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.
by BadMouthTacos June 14, 2011
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brown champagne cork

What happens in the toilet after a big night of beer drinking. The first part is solid then pop it all gushes out!
"Yo Jeff, I drunk a whole swapa crate last night. Had one hell of a brown champagne cork this morning. Had to flush twice!"
by Devilstail May 27, 2009
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