Chocolate Spaghetti

When the string from a girls thong turns brown from close contact with an unwashed ass.

I cocked Julie's thong to the side so I could eat her ass, but I got grossed out when I saw her Chocolate Spaghetti and decided to skip straight to the sex.

by Wetbeard February 26, 2009

Chocolate Flute

n. A penis, covered in fecal mater following anal sex.

The only bad thing after anal sex is having a chocolate flute.

by JB Caterpillar August 9, 2006

chocolate tornado

when three black male insert there penis in one anus and spin around in a tornado like motion

last night i had a great chocolate tornado

by FluxAlive June 2, 2011

chocolate nuts

Where one wipes the anus from back to front as apposed to front to back, therefore carrying the faeces from the anus onto the scrotum and testicular area, usually coating them and giving them a brown colour.

Will: Yo Tom, how do you wipe your ass?
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag

by rezenquah June 26, 2018

Chocolate escalator

amusing phraze for anal sex. The same as Zeus’s Palace.

"ill be taking a trip on the chocolate escalator tonight"

by Sam Habigam December 5, 2007

Chocolate toupee

When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of poo on the end of your cock

Hmmm, that's a nice chocolate toupee you've got on there Mr Cock.

by Mr Sausage December 9, 2008

Chocolate Dollar

The sexual act of inserting the big toe of the left foot directly into the anal cavity, causing an over-abundant use of cuss words. And nose bleeding.

Craig Ferguson was so taken aback by the shimmer of his guest's cocktail dress, that he couldn't avoid providing a congratulatory Chocolate Dollar as a befitting reward for...balls.

by m33 April 4, 2012