China Syndrome

Also known as Mao's Revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.

Be sure to bring a roll of Charmin with you, the local one-ply doesn't hold up to China Syndrome

by Unsuspecting Foreigner July 27, 2009

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China Lot

Describing of an object, whether it be a coffee table, book, or couch that is in your way.

"Hang on Kristi, I gotta move this whole China Lot so we can play the game on the table"

by Hi-C_Drinker March 30, 2009

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Chinaponese

A hybrid of the nationalitys of chinese and japenese

that kids eyes are so messed up he looks chinaponese

by BACKMASKER July 20, 2009

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Chinacation

The mass global spread of outbound tourism from Mainland China.

Australia is seeing a vast tourism pivot back of the rise of Chinacation.

by C9Hotelworks January 28, 2017

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chibnall

Chibnall is that annoying friend that always starts bitch fights and doesn't bluff. Chibnall perfers to go by chibby and is that one person in the class that everyone is scared of. She will beat the shit out of you if you go to far with her.

"Hey chibby deadpool sucks"
"You fucking..."
Chibnall kills person

by Chibnall June 10, 2018

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