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Chicago Ebonics

Founded by Chief Keef, this launguage was created August 15 2013 when Chief Keef releases his mixtape “bang”. This day was the the start of the great decline in the modern U.S. language. With this new language and Mumble Rap influencing our youth, the world will soon fall to an extra terrestrial species of what scientists call space nigger. This species will speak fluent Chicago Ebonics. According to multiple studies conducted by nimrod inc. Chief Keef has been linked to many ties with this life force and it is speculated that he is their leader. According to the Book of Revalation in the New Testament of the Christian bible, Armageddon is the prophesied location of a gathering of armies for a battle during the end times. This references the battle between Chief Keef’s extraterrestrial army and all of the worlds armies combined. Unfortunately, tensions will cause opposing countries to turn on each other and it will be an all out free for all. The end of the world is coming, when the Rapture occurs, those of Chicago Ebonics and all other ebonics of the earth will ascend with Chief Keef to the heavens. Leaving all non believers in its wake. According to Hebrews 12:26-28, 26 When God spoke the first time, his voice shook only the earth. This time he has promised to shake the earth once again, and heaven too. 27 The words “Love Sosa nigga bang bang I be on O bloc” mean that all created things will someday be shaken and removed. In Chief Keef we trust, amen.
Tyrone: I be on i bloc
John: Stop speaking Chicago Ebonics
by Nigga milk April 7, 2019
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chicago thunder

I swear I just heard some Chicago thunder
by kempykemp August 17, 2021
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Chicago tuna

The act of shoving a dead fish up a prostitutes vagina.
I picked this girl up and she asked me to give her a Chicago Tuna.
by Wolf303 May 8, 2022
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chicago greenlight

Chicago Greenlight on Peter Gestapo, catch his ass at that Red light...
by ap0c June 16, 2015
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The Chicago Delusion

The Chicago Delusion is the belief that for every experience or interaction to be had in Grand Rapids there is a superior analog in Chicago. It is a way for Grand Rapids residents to withdraw into a fantasy world where everything is different but in such a way that they aren’t challenged to learn a new language, food, culture, or way of life. Those who succumb to the Chicago Delusion foreclose on their social capital in Grand Rapids long before they move away, if they succeed in doing so. You can see the bean reflected in their two-thousand-yard stare.
The Chicago Delusion had taken hold of Cameron, but now that he's moved to the city, he's already talking about how nice it would be in LA.
by FruityShtetls February 1, 2018
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Chicago Style

When a man slaps his wiener into a poppyseed
bun and tops it with mustard, onions, neon green relish, a pickle spear, tomato slices, sport
peppers, celery salt and NO. FUCKING. KETCHUP. a woman then proceeds to swallow the chicago style sausage in one gulp.
bro i gave my girl chicago style last night, she was eating good as hell

dawg i want some good chicago style but my girl
wont let me do it to her. i tried to surprise her with
it when she was sleeping but she smacked my hot
dog out the bun fast as she could.
by ilostmyvcardtoajarofpickles September 3, 2022
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Lil Chicago

Hamilton, Ohio is a city just North of Cincinnati called Lil Chicago, Manley due in part to Chicago gang leaders moving drug businesses to the area in the 30’s. The name and title of Lil Chicago is kept alive to this day due to the crime and gang activities on the east side of Hamilton. Other nicknames for this city include ham, h-town, the H and the west side of the city is often referred to as hamiltucky. For those in the city, west and East are often considered separate cities being split by a river with two completely different lifestyles, East consisting of mostly black Americans and Hispanic Americans making little to no income.
I would rather not move to Lil Chicago, nothing but crackheads and violence.
by All things Ohio September 6, 2020
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