Catherine

Meeting a Catherine will feel like a dream. You will walk away wondering if you had just met a fairy or a deity. You will tell your friends and they will not believe because what you describe will sound otherworldly. Interactions with others will pale in comparison for days after , maybe weeks. One will at first feel nervous in the presence of a Catherine, her piercing blue eyes, her incredible posture, her smile that questions your place at the table across from her, but that nervousness will quickly be replaced by a new exhilarating excitement to be lucky enough to have existed in the same time as such an ethereal creature. God she is so cool and looks so cool that you just want to hang out with her at least one more time to prove to yourself that it was not a dream. You will try to get a Catherine’s attention but she is slippery, and prefers not to acknowledge her phone . You may not hear from Catherine for weeks but just when you think the conversation has ended, she will text you something sweet and remind you to grab a drink with her next time you are in the stinky bathtub.

how was meeting Catherine?
Otherworldly.

by oelarchwol November 24, 2021

Chateaubriand

A sexual escapade that traditionally consists of a large, sexually pleasing dick coupled with two lesser dicks in a gangbang. The lesser dicks are traditionally discarded after the fact, and usually belong to “fuck boys“. The larger, more sexually pleasing deck typically belongs to an ethnic man, usually of African-American descent given the average length and girth of their appendages. Most women typically use this maneuver to try out multiple men at the same time to determine who is worthy of keeping in the long run. Ultimately, despite the two lesser penises, the larger penis is so satisfying that it can be compared to a gourmet meal of meat.

Girls, you will not believe the chateaubriand I had last night — one giant black dick and two small Jewish ones. A night to remember. Guess which guy I’m calling back tomorrow…

by Freddiefreddiebangbang January 27, 2022

Chateaubriand

Chateaubriand (sometimes called a chateaubriand ménage à trois) is a sexual escapade that consists of a prime cut of meat engaging in adventurous sexual intercourse with two lesser (and very fortunate) pieces of meat.

Yo, did you hear about The Situation? Mike got smooshed by Snooki and JWow… talk about a Chateaubriand!

by Marcus Aurelius Alexander December 25, 2021

Catherine

girl that is bi and likes dsmp. got hit in the face with a ball once. fun times.

hi are you like catherine

by williamthepurpleboi February 23, 2022

ChadTheCow

After escaping from his owner and putting a normal cow in his pen, Chad was traumatized from almost eating TylerTheGoat. He has challenged Tyler to fight in the ring

ChadTheCow vs TylerTheGoat #TylerWillWin #TylerWillGetTheDub #TylerWeLoveYou #ChadTheCowsCareerIsOver #TylerTheGoatvsChadTheCow

by EZ_Winner_YT April 13, 2022

Catherine

Catherine is an amazing person who is oerfect in basically every way. She puts herself down so much but she is one of the best people out there. If you ever meet a Catherine, you will fall in love qnd no matter how hard to try no unfall, you keep going back. Treat her like gold if you ever meet her.

Omg Catherine is with Jake? He is so lucky.

by Deadshot3469 May 11, 2022

Catherine

catherine is a kind and trustworthy girl, this person is also innocent but can also be daring .Catherine is sporty and likes to get involved in many activities, she also likes to socialise and can talk to anyone. This person likes to give people names that don't fit them, but can become too personal. This person can shy away from compliments but can also endorse negative comments.

Catherine is an all - rounded person :)

by p1nocch10 June 5, 2022