chancer

a dude that attempts to fire an index finger up a girl's jacksie whilst enjoying carnal relations with her

"craig stewart is a fuckin' chancer, he tried to prod my tea-towel holder when he was hanging out me last night."

by frank pubes January 5, 2005

Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs

A sexual act. When a man or woman stands over their lover and proceeds to fart and pee on them creating the effect of Thunder and Showers with the final act of defecating on their forehead. The meat ball...

Woman-"Honey, any chance it will be Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs tonight???"

by AntNBun January 12, 2016

Chancel

It can mean a range of things from ‘Goodbye’ to ‘Fuck it’ depending on the situation.

“Thank you, Good night, Chancel!”

Or

“You haven’t finished your paperwork, Paul!”

“Chancel!”

by PTGS February 25, 2019

chance miller

a fucking retard

"Hey Chance Miller"
"Shut the fuck up"
"Ok retard"

by idontusethisnotmyname October 14, 2019

chance

the inner part of any buthole....it makes the ass stink really bad.....its also the meaning of a giraffe with bad breath -chance!

wow that giraffe stinks like chance

by graham cmapbell January 18, 2008

chance

1. Fucking something up royally

2. Failing in epic proportions

3. Derogatory name for someone being stupid

Somebody just tripped and broke a multi-million dollar project.

Wow you really chanced that one!!!

Way to go, chance.

by awesomo2000 July 2, 2008

fat chance

The opportunity to have sex with a overweight individual.

That heifer over there is giving you the eye, now's your fat chance.

by nucleus May 31, 2004