i cant drive

you are either 16 or older, stupid and failed your driving text, or you are young and frowned upon of embarrassment in the back seat with your mom. sucks either way.

"i cant drive because i failed my test again!"
"gosh! what are you, retarded?!"

by Hayleyy June 25, 2008

salty cantelope

what spaull produces when rosie palms comes to town

Spaull's blue balls contain so much salty cantelope that he can ejaculate 5 feet.

by apt 3A June 7, 2004

Cantelope

A term for a woman who can't find her own man to marry that she insists on pursuing and/or taking someone elses.

~Hey what she up to?
Chasing Tim.
~Isn't he Summers boyfriend?
Yeah.
~Oh she's a fucking Cantelope!
Such a slut.

by getmyshovel January 19, 2010

Canticle

One of the best original music bands of the 1980's, well ahead of their time.

Canticle is the baddest and you know it!

by Wills the gnome April 6, 2003

canterst

you hate the person but when you are aroung them you dont hate them any more.

omg i hate beccy
o hi beccy for my bf.

by rachel smith January 22, 2005

Cantatang

A dance performed by two. One person in the pair must be a Kubernite. In general, a garment is wrapped and tied around the pair whilst they take two steps left, two back, three to the right, and 7 to the window (and a few to the wall if it pleases you).

Before the civics party can begin, I like to perform a ceremonial cantatang with my favorite Kubernite.

by PlasticFantastic April 25, 2006

cantanginst

When some one is not a dentist but clames to be. Such people may or may not have a large file of fake diplomas. May also be called a quack

My dentist is such a cantanginst. I swear he would pull a tooth then turn the x-ray upside down and thought that he pulled the wrong tooth.

by not my name May 16, 2006