Under The Carpet Homie

The closest of friends. Someone who would sleep under the carpet with you when you had no blanket.

Yo, thats my under the carpet homie. He’s a real one.

by Nut guy June 3, 2020

Houdinis magic carpet

The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.

Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.

by Steam cleaners revenge June 26, 2022

carpetmuncher

A person that really likes to eat out girls. Someone who gives a girl head.

He loves that pussy juice, that carpetmuncher.

by ZZZZZZZZ September 16, 2007

carpet trimmer

A person who grooms or shaves pubic hair, normally performed on another person.

Misty is an excellent carpet trimmer who never nicks her subjects.

by Dean July 27, 2003

Carpenter Avenue

Studio City's public elementary school that functions pretty much as a private school. There is a long waiting list,and many families move within a 2 mile radius in order to send their children here. A student at Carpenter will find themselves connected to 99% of the valley's under 20 population all throught their school years, creating an endless network of acquaintances. This is the puplic school for generally private school bred children. Although the school went down hill after numerous principal changes after 2000, it is still favored amongst studio city families. If you're in the valley, and you didn't go to Carpenter, you probably went to Colfax or some little private school noboby has heard of.

oh my god i know you! wait, did you go to carpenter?

Oh yeah I know him, he was 2 grades ahead of me at Carpenter.

I've known him since we were like 5 from Carpenter.

Were you in am or pm kindergarten?

by xox March 6, 2005

carpet mouth

That feeling of a dirty mouth that you have when you wake up from a night in which your mouth was open while you slept, causing it to be dry. It feels like something fuzzy has crawled into your mouth and teeth.

I woke up with carpet mouth.

by myusikah April 18, 2010

Carpet Cunt

Noun: A woman whose vaginal pubic hair is thorn-like (prickly), thereby inducing a fiery, rugburn like effect on the penis.

"fuck man"
"what?"
"I should have listened to you. I fucked the shit out of that carpet cunt last night."
"So..."
"So her prickly bush gave my dick some fucked up rug burn"

by Doorman2k11 October 27, 2011