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Fire the Cannon

A term for taking a massive dump, often accompanied by a loud, “explosiverelease of gas
I’ll be back in a bit; had taco bell last night and I’ve gotta fire the cannon.
by Thewordmancometh March 11, 2010
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clean the baby cannon

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.
by redheadbass January 13, 2013
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Thassa Boom Cannon

Offically recognized as the meme of ifunny; thassa boom cannon describes just thass, a boom cannon.
See that artillery piece? thassa boom cannon.
by 2OO3 May 28, 2016
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skeet skeet cannon

The act of ejaculating in a female until you pull out and get loaded down with a heap of dragon sneezing jizz
Dang that skeet skeet cannon was amazing last night...
by lildick nigga April 8, 2019
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Schrodinger's canon

A new phenomena in Terrible writing, of which is akin to the paradox of Schrodinger's cat. The circumstances for Schrodinger's canon are the following:

An author will make a statement (presumably on their twitter) about their franchise, regarding a character, setting, event or an item that overwrites their previous statements in canon (of which wouldn't be a problem, if it weren't for the fact their franchise had technically ended, with the only new instalments being lore expansions and/or a retcon). These statements are presumably for internet Woke Points.

There are 2 known tiers of Schrodinger's canon so far, these being:
(Tier I) In which a new expansion on lore will soon be released, and the author suddenly has the opportunity to confirm their statement as canon, but chooses not to.

(Tier II) In which the statement can never be regarded as truly canon, due to either the newest instalment taking place before the statement's specimen exists, or that the newest instalment can be considered as not canon at all.
"It's sad to see Harry Potter become a victim of Schrodinger's canon..."
by MagicAcid December 26, 2019
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Pennsylvania Grand Canyon

While you titfuck your girl you are sitting on her face and she licks your ass
I’d like to show her the Pennsylvania Grand Canyon
by ThadMac May 23, 2021
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Wario's Battle Canyon

A map featured in the original Mario Party for Nintendo 64. Often considered the best Mario Party 1 map. It's the best, fight me.
This is what I'm talking about Wario's Battle Canyon, it's like the Wario take on Remember the Alamo!
by Dingus_Kong August 31, 2021
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