Conservative

A collection of people who are self centred to such an extreme amount that the thought of equality or rights for anyone other than their largely white and upper middle class brethren is a thought so terrifying that they will use all their power to ensure that nothing ever changes.

They will actively fight anything which doesn’t either make them money or give them tax cuts. The concept of the status quo changing in anyway is unacceptable to these people.
“Gays rights and the environment and black people being killed by cops isn’t my problem. I’m a conservative, let me show you my portfolio”
by Mad Bank June 14, 2021
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Keyboard Conservative

A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.
Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?

Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.
by Iloveowlbears July 24, 2017
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Conservative

Derived from the old Cornish word ‘Chunservat’ which means: “to be a cunt for no good reason.”
Look at that Conservative, what a cunt!
by Evilbrunette November 25, 2021
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gdp conservative

These are fake milk toast conservative who thinks about everything in economic terms. Pro-choice, mass immigration, PC etc.
A GDP Conservative include 99% of the British Conservatives and many of the USA Republicans
by Peter Hitchens September 19, 2019
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The Conservative belief that the majority agree with their opinion, particularly because of ratings on a social media post.

Generally this occurs on left-leaning social media posts, where the majority of the received feedback is from conservative users.

Typically the smaller, conservative group tend to base their beliefs around hatred, and thus feel the need to give overwhelming negative feedback to assert dominance and protect their sensitive egos. The actual majority however, tends to be made up of people who don't care, or are intelligent enough not to argue with idiots.
Post: "Donald Trump has a bad spray tan and says a lot of stupid things."

Person 1: Why does that post have more dislikes than likes? Everything about it is completely true.

Person 2: Oh don't mind that, it's just from a bunch of cultists using the Conservative Rating Fallacy.
by I Chose To Speak Facts May 20, 2021
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Conservatives

People who don't understand politics or even their own views but need to stick to the person they based their personality around
-Have you heard of what conservatives are planning?
-Nothing smart that's for sure
by MadeYaLookLol May 24, 2023
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Conservative cuck

A conservative man who lets his girl fuck other men.
You forgave her even after she cheated? Your such a conservative cuck.
by GotTheDub November 19, 2020
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