The opposite of a hot sec
Boy 1: yo you remember tiffany?
Boy 2: yah didn’t you date for a cold second?
Boy 1: yah worst 6 months of my life
Boy 2: yah didn’t you date for a cold second?
Boy 1: yah worst 6 months of my life
by raiderzvb September 15, 2018
by TheDaveAk May 07, 2019
A sexual move
Verb or Noun
Step 1: poop one large solid turd on a plate or baking sheet
Step 2: pour some water over it
Step 3: quickly put in the freezer till frozen
Step 4: use as dildo until melted
Verb or Noun
Step 1: poop one large solid turd on a plate or baking sheet
Step 2: pour some water over it
Step 3: quickly put in the freezer till frozen
Step 4: use as dildo until melted
by Balderdash1607 July 21, 2012
Only men get man colds. They are the worst colds you can get. They are near-fatal. Your man will not be able to lift a finger for two weeks, if you are lucky.
"Hey S, wanna come bowling?"
"Nah, I need to look after M, he's got a cold."
"Psshhht. That's daft, we've all got the sniffles, I mean, it is November!"
"No, I mean he's got a man cold. He's dying, the usual, blaha blaha..."
"Ah. Then he'd be miserable company anyway! So how about you come on your own?"
"Nah, I need to look after M, he's got a cold."
"Psshhht. That's daft, we've all got the sniffles, I mean, it is November!"
"No, I mean he's got a man cold. He's dying, the usual, blaha blaha..."
"Ah. Then he'd be miserable company anyway! So how about you come on your own?"
by SaraJW August 29, 2005
Something people bitch about.
by Clinker December 08, 2007
the punch line of an insult used in northern New Jersey during the 60's and 70's. made no sense then, makes no sense now, but still kind of funny.
carly: man, you think you're hot shit in a wine glass, but you're just cold diarrhea in a paper cup.
farley: that's so funny i forgot to laugh!
charlie: you're both about as funny as a cigarette machine in a cancer ward.
carly and farley: huh?
farley: that's so funny i forgot to laugh!
charlie: you're both about as funny as a cigarette machine in a cancer ward.
carly and farley: huh?
by earpuller January 01, 2006
The biggest cock block of ALL TIME.
They make you unable to kiss anyone for what can be weeks.
They also somehow know the exact moment that will cause the most detriment, and will crash your face like it's nobody's business.
They make you unable to kiss anyone for what can be weeks.
They also somehow know the exact moment that will cause the most detriment, and will crash your face like it's nobody's business.
As I write this I am being cock blocked by my cold sore because there is a very fit girl in the next room but I can't get busy with her. FMLip.
by unfortunateman June 02, 2011