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Cock

A guys big cock meat in ur mouth
*choking* omg oliver ur cock meat is so huge!!!
by OliverIsAFag April 20, 2023
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Cock

Mrs Montana has 2 cocks that urinate on her body for joy!!!
by PolNOter March 2, 2020
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Cock

That is a huge cock!
by Mxlly April 26, 2016
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Cock

Poop
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Form
(Yes I know funnier is not a word)
Dan: "ah cock I lost my hOmEWorK again!"
by adas2009 May 14, 2019
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cock

Hey, that's a great looking cock!
wtf man
Oh sorry, I meant your rooster!
oh
by SerbianWarCriminal May 7, 2019
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Cock

by Naruto1007 January 25, 2021
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cocked

To cock someone is to telephone them, wait for them to answer, say or shout the word 'cock' and then hang up. When this happens, you have been 'cocked'. The practice was made popular in the UK by the hit comedy series 'The Office', in which the hapless Gareth would regularly be cocked by Tim and Dawn.
Nojworth: We haven't cocked Gary lately
MacDaddy: No, lets do it! (phones Gary)
Gary: (answers phone) Hello?
MacDaddy: COCK! (hangs up)
Nojworth and MacDaddy laugh hysterically
Gary: (annoyed) Great. I've just been cocked.
by Nojworth July 20, 2006
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