clayton

if you ever get the chance to meet a clayton you will never meet a more honest man. even though he is temporarily homeless and sleeps on his autistic friend’s couch , he will never miss the opportunity to spare a few dollars when you need it. a little long and lanky, he is not cut out for most activities that involve two feet. his pure imagination and creativity make up for his lack of athletic skills. he doesn’t often interact with women (because he is deeply closeted) but when he does they are always left in awe of his devotion to women’s rights and equality. this usually leaves them assuming he’s gay, but it’s okay.

clayton is so cool!

by claytonfan November 23, 2021

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claybob

The type of guy you would want to smoke all your weed, sleep on your couch, and have sex with your girlfriends annoying friends. Claybob usually likes to be alone, but with his charm he always finds a way into a new conversation.

Yo claybob, come smoke this weed

by Bobbybuschea November 23, 2021

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