Butcherizm

An act of destroying some thing that could have been fixed quite easily if someone knew a little bit more than what they did to make the said object function again.

That's shear butcherizm !. As they looked at what there friend had done to the bike

by Fred prowse August 23, 2021

Butchers Binoculars

When you put your testicles on someones eyes.

"I gave her the butchers binoculars last night."

by hekle February 13, 2023

Butcherthem

The best female on xbox

Hey Butcherthem!

by Tagmeanings October 28, 2023

Butchered

Butchered is a term used in Ireland (Maybe UK too) when someone gets a haircut and it turns out badly. Essentially it's a bad haircut

"Your barber butchered you bru"

"Nathan did you see Tom's new haircut?"
"I did, it looks terrible"
"Yeah he totally got butchered"

by Unique philosopher August 7, 2024

Butchers

HAS WAY BETTER FUCKING MEAT THAN SUPERMARKETS, FUCK SHITBURY'S AND PISSCO'S MEAT. It is also known as a Cowdery.

Person1: I'm gonna pop to the tesco's down the street for some sausages.
Person2: Are you taking the piss? Go to the fucking Butchers mate.
Person1: It's a bloody 10 minutes drive for some sausages? Piss off mate.
Person3: Trust him, he is right.
Person1: Oh fine..
*Dinner time*
Person1: You two were fucking right, changed my shitting life. Finally not spending £2.50 for some shitty
Richmond's sausages.

by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024

Butcherelli

A noun, meaning: the act of sitting on the toilet and having an epic masturbation session all while taking a shit at the same time.

Can also be called an Auto-bumpkin

Guy 1: “Hey brutha, where is Shawn?”
Guy2: “Get comfy bro.. he’s in the middle of taking another Butcherelli. We won’t be leaving for a while!”

by Silver719 December 21, 2024

Stuart butchers

A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!

Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler!

Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men

by The conch shell November 23, 2018