Brokeback Dick

Dick so good you just don't know how to quit it.

Generally this dick belongs to a fuckboi, situanship, side peice, or the emotionally unavailable.

Sexual chemistry is bomb and it fits jusssst right.

It bringith you ye multiple quakes of ye nethers.

Best experienced in reverse cow girl/boy.

"Girll he's my brokeback dick. Shits too good I just can't quit it."

by Sadiescandalous November 27, 2023

Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone winner on top of the mountain, balls deep in the peak

Cowboy's fan 1: Man, I can't believe that we choked again this playoff, I thought this was our year man!

Cowboy's fan 2: I know, but at least the team can play brokeback mountain now.

Cowboy's fan 1: OMG, that's my favorite play

by anonymous December 16, 2023

Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak

Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.

Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.

Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain

by anonymous December 17, 2023

blowback

an anal and gastrointestinal phenomenon characterized by an initial sudden knee-buckling writhe in one's stomach requiring immediate restroom escort, in where one's very own belligerence and will to live will endure no less than 30 minutes of exposure to a chasm of pain so entrenched from one's normal everyday awareness that when one has fought themselves loose from its anchoring constipation, one will find their life's impurities and anxieties for failure curled and concentrated under them into a tame and flushable dud; queuing the impetus to a refined and cleansed existence

Oh, him? We were talking just now, but he had to make a run for the loo; he was feeling blowback coming on. He might just come back here either preaching us the gospel or dragged out on a stretcher.

by s-t£ May 21, 2024

BrownBagger

A man who never learned to their ass correctly after defecating and wipes from back to front inevitably leaving a trail of feces on their scrotum.

Ivan washes his balls after shitting because he's a brownbagger.

by BKpaw July 7, 2024

Blowback

When an explosive liquid shit misses the toilet bowl and lands on the back of the toilet seat.

Look out for the blowback on the toilet seat before you sit down.

by NUGZxzxz February 22, 2026

Blowback

Blowback is when a person cuts a fart (passes gas) and the wind blows the stench of the fart back into his own face.

Man, I just farted, and it was some real horrible blowback!

by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025