sweaty bollocks

Something old men suffer from.

Hello Geoffrey, why are your trousers damp, do you have sweaty bollocks?

- Yes indeed fine sir, I've been sweating my bollocks off watching Coronation Street

by Fartman69 September 19, 2013

broocks

My best mate/the person I married

Or

Some one you lock in a fridge

I love broocks

Can I pull a broocks on you?

by Bugz the bee boy November 13, 2021

French Bollocking

A sexual act of draping garlic cloves (or a pearl necklace if the garlic cloves are too big) around the shaft of the penis to imitate a Frenchman, and then having your sexual partner tongue your balls as if they were French-kissing them.

Garlic cloves/pearl necklace are optional.

Ah, things got a bit heated and I got a bit of French Bollocking. Shit was so cash.

by soupeh March 8, 2011

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

Bollocks

a language spoken extensively in the political arena

"that Tony Blair doesn't half talk bollocks"

by Article Bad Out May 14, 2003

Bollocks

1 - Male Genitalia
2 - A word to express ones anger at something. Like shit, fuck or crap.

Oh bollocks! I caught my hand on some chicken wire!

by fiona Hillcox May 21, 2005

Soppy Bollocks

1. a poof, a fag, someone who fails 2 stand up 4 themselves
2.Mark "dougie" Jones
3.One with droopy moist testicles

1)oi soppy bollocks, make ur mind up.
2)Mark jones has soppy bollocks
3)Jesus dude ur scrote is dripping, u must have a severe case of soppy bollocks

by Boogie Pimp September 28, 2004