Breakfast Porn

Porn that is watched while eating breakfast. It can only be called Breakfast Porn if it occurs at the first meal of the day.

I think I will grab a bowl of ceral and watch some breakfast porn.

by The Pastamaker February 23, 2007

Finish your breakfast

1. Means to finish what you started.

2. A phrase told to someone who does not know what they are talking about, to aquire more knowledge in what they are saying.

1. Jay-Z: My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"

1. "I left work early, but I still finished my breakfast"

2. Friend A: Damn, shorty got a fine ass!!

Friend B: What?? homey you better finish your breakfast!!

by WILTORRRRRR October 11, 2010

breakfast-of-champions

Commonly known as 'goin down on' your girlfriend the morning after a previous night of rampant sex

"i had a 'breakfast-of-champions' this morning, my my, it didnt go down too well"

by Zigz November 5, 2003

hooker's breakfast

Coffee and a cigarette.

In the sweltering heat, there's no appetite for anything but a hooker's breakfast.

by Wordsmith1976 May 2, 2006

breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on

Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"

by Mega Millions March 30, 2010

Breakfast Club

actually the a term that 80's kids gave to morning detention. The director of THE BREAKFAST CLUB (WHOOP) changed it to just be a saturday detention.

'ugh i got put in the breakfast club for strapping his buns together'

by ewgvwg April 19, 2006

Breakfast

Eggs and bacon, nuff said

Breakfast usually consists of some eggs, bacon, toast, coffee and/or orange juice, chocolate milk, regular milk etc

Breakfast is good

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022