across the board

Inclusive; everyone and everything; non-discriminatory.

The staff got pay raises across the board.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

Board Nazi

Someone who always is defining the rules, grammar, & spelling of people on a message board.

Mike is a board nazi.

by Mwanamke April 19, 2004

boardslide

A skateboarding trick where you ollie, pull your front truck over the rail, and slide on your deck, perpendicular to the rail. Arguably the easiest grind trick.

The first grind trick my brother learned was the boardslide.

by Ricky Benda May 27, 2005

Therapeutic Boarding School

Aka Therapy School aka reform school. Some real bullshit. A place you're sent away to. You'll only want to do more shit once you get out. Locking a kid up in a cage will break them while they're in it, and then when they're released it's party time.
Some good can come, but not without some bad.

"Montana Academy, a therapeutic boarding school helped me.....and also helped me realize I wanted to drink and smoke pot."

"Oh, therapeutic boarding school...I was once sent away to therapy school, and my youth disintegrated before my eyes."

by Juriko_rocks_you November 7, 2008

Carnage Board

a.k.a. College Board. Even after sucking all money and vitality from its victim student, it continues to feed on the remaining corpse through "special offers" and not-so-subtle advertising. Hence, "Carnage" Board.

Kyle: You're as emaciated as a skeleton, Rachel! What happened?
Rachel: I survived Carnage Board.

by drbazzi November 2, 2009

batarded

A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face

Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded

by Shaa la la January 19, 2008

botart

someone who is mentally challenged

that guy just walked into the flag pole, he is such a botart.

by bee February 26, 2004