an excuse used by a male to not visit his family over the holidays due to a large one in a sensitive, unable to be checked area.
"I, TC XYZ went bike riding and now have a large anal boil. Sorry, I can no longer visit for I cannot sit in the car for long periods of time. I would try, but it is too deeply embedded- its the size of my small fingernail."
by Disapointed family in GP December 27, 2009
Get the boil mug.A phrase used to describe long, pointless stories that go nowhere and provide no entertainment value whatsoever.
The term originated from an extermely boring story concerning boiled rice at a Chinese restaurant, a story which is said to have cured insomnia countless times.
The term originated from an extermely boring story concerning boiled rice at a Chinese restaurant, a story which is said to have cured insomnia countless times.
Michelle: ...So like basically there was a half of a cup of water in the house, with stuff floating in it.....it was time to go to Tesco.
Me: WTF? I don't want to hear about boiled rice.
Me: WTF? I don't want to hear about boiled rice.
by Snizbob July 6, 2007
Get the Boiled Rice mug.A small college town in North Carolina, close to Gaffney, SC and Shelby, NC. I've read the definitions on here and they were all super negative. Yes, it is a one-stoplight town, but you can walk everywhere, there's no traffc, and the environment is positively beautiful. It's the home to Gardner-Webb University, a small Christian college. While there aren't any movie theatres or shopping malls in the town itself, it's a very short drive to the outlet mall in Gaffney and there are movie theatres that take less than 20 minutes to get to. I think it's a wonderful place.
I have been going to visit family in Boiling Springs almost every summer since I was 5 years old, and I think it's a beautiful and relaxing escape from my busy hometown.
by BoilingSprings July 7, 2009
Get the Boiling Springs mug.Wow, Larry! You threw that banana peel so far, it looked like some kind of boneless canary.
Woah, I almost slipped on a boneless canary.
Woah, I almost slipped on a boneless canary.
by Tabs & Nox August 21, 2006
Get the boneless canary mug.v _ To lose control and make critical mistakes at critical times, costing a chance at victory; v _ to overestimate one's talent versus the talent of nearby rivals, causing disappointment
See: Purdue Univesity men's basketball players "boiler-up" in basketball; Purdue University's basketball fans "boiler-up" to compare their team to that of Indiana University, historically
by Indiana Dave July 20, 2008
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Get the borderline boiler mug.When one's ballsack dips into the toilet water during defecation; typically an accident, though other cases have been observed.
This morning I was taking a shit and surprised myself with a Low Country Boil! My balls are STILL shriveled up!
by GingerKill October 20, 2008
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