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Ben

Kind of a jackass, likes to do hick shit with his friends in the woods. Goes hiking and takes shirtless pictures with captions like “hardbodies only”. Kind of an idiot. Likes to post pictures of guns. Has a made up degree from an expensive university just because his parents forced him to. He’s kind of an idiot and likes to play video games with his friends instead of doing literally anything else. He’s a solid 7 but likes to rock an ugly mullet.
“You remember Ben? He’s 38 and living with his old high school friend in his mom’s basement, and still has that ugly ass mullet.”
“What a hick.”
by Mr. Steal Yo Heart December 16, 2017
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Ben

A synonym used for the words 'Ball' 'Pipe' 'One' and 'hole'

Used in the Barnsley area as a slang word.

All words are used in context with the words theyre replacing. With the exception of when Ben replaces the word 'One'. Ben only replaces 'One' at the end of the sentence, or when identifying an object as singular
"There's only one!"
"Theres only Ben!"

"Its a Ben."
"Its a Ball."

"He fallen down the hole!"
"Hes fallen down the Ben!"

NOT "theres only ben left" to replace 'one'.
by Abdullahhasam November 24, 2011
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Ben

When you are so desperate for a girl that we need to create a new word on Urban Dictionary just to call you out and tell you to back off.
You're so Ben that you don't get the hint that she doesn't want to talk to you.
by TheProtectiveBrother October 25, 2016
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Ben

The Ben won the game.
by (Facts) February 24, 2019
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Ben

Pretty stupid person who thinks he is the best, but is actually pretty retarded. Often rich and very stupid. Thinks girls like him, but they just think he is retarded. If you meet a Ben, you are unlucky as hell.
Guy 1: Dude have you seen that Ben guy?
Guy 2: Yeah he is retarded as hell.
by Crazyjaks September 14, 2019
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Ben

Ben
by Ya_yeet399 October 2, 2019
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Ben

A mentally retarded unicorn 🦄 flying through the depths of fire.
If ever in contact with one make sure to scream like a retard
by The mystery 5000 October 13, 2017
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