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bellend by Robert Goatse March 3, 2003
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British bellend
A British person with a bellend hairstyle who, when asked if they had fun clubbing last night, responds "Yeahhh mate it was fair." They are commonly found on British university campuses and private schools. When they laugh it turns into high-pitched grunting.
British bellend by shart95 January 16, 2015
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Belle • belle delphine • bellevue • Beller • Belleville • belled • bellendish • belle isle • Belle'n • Belle-Vegas
Balleater555
The story of Balleater555
Who is Balleater555?
Balleater is a mysterious character who bites balls.
Why does Balleater555 bite balls?
When Balleater555 was young, he was only 3'0.
Bullies made fun of him, then one day Balleater555
bit the bullies balls off and ran away.
D ̗̻̖̲̮̥̖̺͙̿͊͛̊̃͝͝ͅO ̢̻̞̗̪̪͙̦̊͛ ̛͍̱̗͇̣͇͚̅̋̔̄̋̓͛̒̑͝N ̤͌͂Ǫ̴̢̥̱̘̦͍͓͍̝͉̟̪̔͐̑̀͛̄̂̕T ̨̨̝̬̬̣̺̣͖̗̠̜̰̜̞́̆̌́̀̓͑̋̓̋̈́͝ ̧̨͖̩̝̮͇͔͔̯̖̠͖͈̋̑̾͜S̴̫̜̏̓̃̅̾́̀̉̍P ̧̡̺̰̱̩̤̙̦̱̺̯̐̇̆̃̽̎̾͘̕̚͝ͅE ̢̛̦͉̹̺̱̼͔̣͉̖͒̾̂̈́À̶̡̧̡̗͇͈̲͇͖̞͇̗͉̓͒̂̔̿͒̽̓̿̈̇̿͘͠K ̡̡͈̭̫̝̪̲̦̗͍͈̒̀͌̀͋̕̚͘ ̢͖̜͔̳̝̩͚̟̘̼̜̺̀̊̀̒̓̓̉̔̉̏̕̚O̶̥͎̦͔̰̥̖͛͜F̵̡̠̱̘͈̎̈́̈̐̇̎̇̈́̑̐͂͝ ̶̡̡͔̞̮̘͓͖̒̂͝B̶̡̫̙̟̾̓̓̌͋͗A ̡̛̪̭̗̳̠̳̥̟̤̯͑̉̓̂̑́̀̾͆̄̕͜͝L̶̬̾̅̏̔L ̢̦̞̗͔̹̪͓̣̭͎͕̠̎͜͠E ̠͚̓̈̆̅̊̔̄̚ͅA ̝̱̤̱̪̝̦̦̩͎̤̪̑̍̒̉̽̀̾̇̈́̊̉̚͜͠T̶̛͖̥̘̤̦̞̳̝͔̍̎̉͐̓E ̟̟̥̉̍̏̀̑̄̐̾́͒̈R ̥̥͙͙̩̼͖͔̈́̒̊̄̓̆̈5̶̢̜͖͕̲̈͐̿̽͒̇͠5̴̪̩̼̙̻̒͊͆5 ̡̲̖͓̪͍̤̭̫̻̱̾̎̈́̔̾̓̓̚̕
Who is Balleater555?
Balleater is a mysterious character who bites balls.
Why does Balleater555 bite balls?
When Balleater555 was young, he was only 3'0.
Bullies made fun of him, then one day Balleater555
bit the bullies balls off and ran away.
D ̗̻̖̲̮̥̖̺͙̿͊͛̊̃͝͝ͅO ̢̻̞̗̪̪͙̦̊͛ ̛͍̱̗͇̣͇͚̅̋̔̄̋̓͛̒̑͝N ̤͌͂Ǫ̴̢̥̱̘̦͍͓͍̝͉̟̪̔͐̑̀͛̄̂̕T ̨̨̝̬̬̣̺̣͖̗̠̜̰̜̞́̆̌́̀̓͑̋̓̋̈́͝ ̧̨͖̩̝̮͇͔͔̯̖̠͖͈̋̑̾͜S̴̫̜̏̓̃̅̾́̀̉̍P ̧̡̺̰̱̩̤̙̦̱̺̯̐̇̆̃̽̎̾͘̕̚͝ͅE ̢̛̦͉̹̺̱̼͔̣͉̖͒̾̂̈́À̶̡̧̡̗͇͈̲͇͖̞͇̗͉̓͒̂̔̿͒̽̓̿̈̇̿͘͠K ̡̡͈̭̫̝̪̲̦̗͍͈̒̀͌̀͋̕̚͘ ̢͖̜͔̳̝̩͚̟̘̼̜̺̀̊̀̒̓̓̉̔̉̏̕̚O̶̥͎̦͔̰̥̖͛͜F̵̡̠̱̘͈̎̈́̈̐̇̎̇̈́̑̐͂͝ ̶̡̡͔̞̮̘͓͖̒̂͝B̶̡̫̙̟̾̓̓̌͋͗A ̡̛̪̭̗̳̠̳̥̟̤̯͑̉̓̂̑́̀̾͆̄̕͜͝L̶̬̾̅̏̔L ̢̦̞̗͔̹̪͓̣̭͎͕̠̎͜͠E ̠͚̓̈̆̅̊̔̄̚ͅA ̝̱̤̱̪̝̦̦̩͎̤̪̑̍̒̉̽̀̾̇̈́̊̉̚͜͠T̶̛͖̥̘̤̦̞̳̝͔̍̎̉͐̓E ̟̟̥̉̍̏̀̑̄̐̾́͒̈R ̥̥͙͙̩̼͖͔̈́̒̊̄̓̆̈5̶̢̜͖͕̲̈͐̿̽͒̇͠5̴̪̩̼̙̻̒͊͆5 ̡̲̖͓̪͍̤̭̫̻̱̾̎̈́̔̾̓̓̚̕
Person1: Hey man, have you heard of Balleater555?
~BALL EATER IS SUMMONED~
I ̢̞̜̺̝͕͈̌̈́̎̀͜͝ ̞̩̱͖͎͇̣̯͇̼̈́̃̈̑̆̈͜W̴̛̯̯̆̾̈̽͗̍̌̎̒̆͘̚I̴͚̼͌̅̍̿͆̑̇̏̅̾L̶͍͍̜͚̥̥̞̜̦͓̰͔̭̈́͗̃͛̓̅̆͐̀͑́̓̂̄͝L̵̹̺̱͎͓͚͚̦̝̾̈́̐̔͐̈́̈́̀ ͚̥̩̝͓̭̭̜͖͕̰̮̇̔͐B̴̨̝͉̞̞̏͆̊͂́̅̉̍̿̄̍͒͘I ̧͖̟͎͙͓̬̜̝̞̩̭̈́́̌̎͌T ̨̧̯͕̣̩̞̲̠̪͕̏̔̆̒̈́̌̚͝E ̨̢̧̯͖̣͖̖͇̤̲͈͉̹̜̿̈́̔̈́̓̍̚ ̟̱̣̺͖͙̥̝͎͉̹́̏̎̈́͊͋͊͋͛̅̑͌̐͊̍Y̶͈͉̳̺̖̺͊̀Ǒ̴̢̰͚̭̹̖̥̎͘͝U ̡̠͉̠́́̔̈́̔̏̽̊͋̑͘͘͘R̴̹̞̼̩͎̲͑̓̎͐͌̽͒̽̐̏̎̊̈́͊͝ ̛̛̞̻͇̖͇̫̋̈́͂͋̍̄̐̔̒̓͐̕̕B ̛͎̦͕̼̜͔͌̔̋͊̇̓̀͛͂͒͗Ą̴͉̫͇̠̞̙͉̭͈͕͚̉̉̈́͑͜͜͝L̵̛̺̻̮̻͙̘͚̪̣̗̝̇̃̐̚ͅL ̨̝̘͓̹͙͎̮̦͚̎͑͐̀̐͌S ̛̫͓̬̻̺̼͙̠̣̠͒͂̐̐́͛͆̕͜͝
~BALL EATER IS SUMMONED~
I ̢̞̜̺̝͕͈̌̈́̎̀͜͝ ̞̩̱͖͎͇̣̯͇̼̈́̃̈̑̆̈͜W̴̛̯̯̆̾̈̽͗̍̌̎̒̆͘̚I̴͚̼͌̅̍̿͆̑̇̏̅̾L̶͍͍̜͚̥̥̞̜̦͓̰͔̭̈́͗̃͛̓̅̆͐̀͑́̓̂̄͝L̵̹̺̱͎͓͚͚̦̝̾̈́̐̔͐̈́̈́̀ ͚̥̩̝͓̭̭̜͖͕̰̮̇̔͐B̴̨̝͉̞̞̏͆̊͂́̅̉̍̿̄̍͒͘I ̧͖̟͎͙͓̬̜̝̞̩̭̈́́̌̎͌T ̨̧̯͕̣̩̞̲̠̪͕̏̔̆̒̈́̌̚͝E ̨̢̧̯͖̣͖̖͇̤̲͈͉̹̜̿̈́̔̈́̓̍̚ ̟̱̣̺͖͙̥̝͎͉̹́̏̎̈́͊͋͊͋͛̅̑͌̐͊̍Y̶͈͉̳̺̖̺͊̀Ǒ̴̢̰͚̭̹̖̥̎͘͝U ̡̠͉̠́́̔̈́̔̏̽̊͋̑͘͘͘R̴̹̞̼̩͎̲͑̓̎͐͌̽͒̽̐̏̎̊̈́͊͝ ̛̛̞̻͇̖͇̫̋̈́͂͋̍̄̐̔̒̓͐̕̕B ̛͎̦͕̼̜͔͌̔̋͊̇̓̀͛͂͒͗Ą̴͉̫͇̠̞̙͉̭͈͕͚̉̉̈́͑͜͜͝L̵̛̺̻̮̻͙̘͚̪̣̗̝̇̃̐̚ͅL ̨̝̘͓̹͙͎̮̦͚̎͑͐̀̐͌S ̛̫͓̬̻̺̼͙̠̣̠͒͂̐̐́͛͆̕͜͝
Balleater555 by XR Community June 19, 2021
semi-baller
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semi-baller by rickphalon December 22, 2007
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Bill: Hey did you see the Knicks last night? They actually kicked some ass!
Bob: The Knicks? you know I don't watch baboon ballet.
Bob: The Knicks? you know I don't watch baboon ballet.
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