John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
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Girl 2: Ew, that’s that broke boy behaviour
Girl 2: Ew, that’s that broke boy behaviour
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Get the top g behaviour mug.A phrase coined by @itsmulalo and @boganbrazdoll that describes a luxurious and leisurely life just like a Sydney rock oyster
Mulalo: Hey Steph, do you wanna be on our Sydney Rock behaviour tonight?
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Steph: Yes, I’ll make a reservation at Janes for 7
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Get the Sydney Rock behaviour mug.Characterised in superficially sophisticated actions and attitudes evident in the way in which student acts or conducts oneself, particularly in social settings, mid day and early evening pursuits. Such, thereby envisioning themselves as evolved and trendy but making a point, particularly via dumping of film photos on instagram, of attempting to appear classier than their fellow Undergraduate Students wether actually doing a Masters or not. Typically exhibited by non-STEM students with an abundance of time on their hands.
Ben: Did you see Adam's Instagram post the other day? He was wearing a Tote Bag and vintage corduroy trousers in Hyndland to a Non-profit open Mic Night. He had one of those expensive IPA's too!
Ewan: That is pure Masters Student behaviour.
Ewan: That is pure Masters Student behaviour.
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"He acts progressive and hosts all these Black-cool parties and gets with all the Bi-Girls but ube never seen him at a single LGBT or BLM rally or give Mutual Aid". "OMG Ewww, it's giving Light Skin Behaviour"
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Look at them throwing their hands in the air, with those silly dance moves, and hiding behind a mask, classic Sync Jockey Behaviour
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