batshit fucking insane

The hyperbolic end of insanity.

I cut off my hair because it was driving me batshit fucking insane.

by spiraling February 14, 2005

BeamSP

An allegedly transgender and sociopathic rapist who's traits don't even begin to describe the horrendous actions they've made throughout their life. Their traits can be compacted down into the word "BeamSP". They frequently brag about threatening to shoot up their school. They tend to act as if they aren't them under new personas, even though it is painfully obvious that this new persona is them.

Brian Ortiz: Dude I keep messaging that girl but she won't answer me, gonna follow her around.

Jason: Shut up, BeamSP!

by TheGariest April 8, 2019

batsoup crazy

The superlative form for batshit crazy which is denoting the absolute worst that could happen, or the worst state someone or something could be in.

Friend : " Bro. 2012 was when the Mayans predicted the world would end, sure it didn't... But have we ever felt alive since?"

Me: "The Mayans were just dyslexic. From how batsoup crazy 2020 is, I think they meant the world would end in 2021"

by Pyritejet March 25, 2020

batshit crazy

The woman in the riddle below, is batshit crazy, no further explanation needed.

A woman encounters a man at her mother's funeral whom she has never seen before. A few days later, her sister dies. Why?

The woman fell in love with the man at the funeral. Unfortunately, she didn't get his number, so she killed her sister, hoping to see him again at her sister's funeral.

You kill your sister to get your crushes phone number?! You batshit crazyyyyyyy.

by Bats shit, sometimes. August 14, 2023

fail beans

Remark used when a person does something stupid. Possible combination of "fail" and "cool beans".

Jennifer reached over the table, knocking over the glass of water and spilling it everywhere.

Jennifer: "Oh, crap. Sorry guys."
Everyone else: "Fail beans."

by Slomo#1 September 2, 2009

calico beans

When you mix two or more brands of baked beans. Only spawns of Satan do this.

Did you try those calico beans?!!
No
They were disgusting

by the duce bag joey June 21, 2018

Draymond Beans

Draymond Beans is a Instagram star with a whopping 3,700 followers at the time of this definition. His goal is to mimic star NBA star Draymond Green. His vocabulary is very limited with words like “Draymond Beans”, or “Spam Draymond Beans in the comments” Draymond Beans also has a son named Draymond Beans Jr who recently started his own Instagram and as of right now has 120 followers

Commenter: Draymond Beans😤

Draymond Beans Replying: Draymond Beans😳🔥

by Dgoat24 September 1, 2019