backwashed

A man who is known for fisting his own butt hole while wearing sharp, intricate hand jewelry such as rings and bracelets which in time scrape the insides of the colon and cause rectal bleeding. The jewelry is then put in food to surprise one's partner as a gift.

WOW that guy is a backwashed! He put that jewelry in some hamburger helper and proposed with that shit. Shit was so cash.

by brantleyboy September 3, 2009

fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress

used by a guy when he sees a really hot girl

Guy 1: "Dude, look at that hot ass girl!"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah, she's got some nice titties."

Guy 1: "Fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress."

by talldude65 July 21, 2010

backwards apple

You need a mangina. Supposedly, with a mangina, you have a wang and a vag, but the wang is inside you. You reach into your ass and pull on your prostate gland. If you keep pulling, your cock will come out of your ass. Then, you do a guy in the ass--from the ass.

Hannah V. gave me the backwards apple.

by Kaiser Wilhelm May 13, 2005

backwardsman

noun; another name for a message board troll.
backwardsmen are typically NRA members that enjoy name-calling, pointing out when people are being "cry babies", bashing Macintosh products, reminding people what the 2nd amendment is for and generally disagreeing with the entire message board.
backwardsmen can be spotted hosting NRA-only BBQs and spouting love for "the Nuge".
although a backwardsman may have a cool avatar, please remember that the "coolness" ends at the avatar.

1. if all i have to do is flash a piece at backwardsman's house to get a plateful of pork, i'll pack some heat.
2. i agree with backwardsman, NRA members need big guns to help them forget about how small their dicks are and how ugly their wives are.
3. wow! macintosh just released a mouse with two buttons! backwardsman spoke, apple listened!

by donewaiter October 31, 2005

Backwards Boy

A guy that appears to be hot, either from the back or the side, but when viewed from the front is not hot and/or very ugly.

That guy in the library looked really hot, until he turned around and I could see his face. It was hideous, he was a backwards boy.

by small-town goddess March 25, 2009

backwater-bastardism

A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.

1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."

2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"

by Talsier September 8, 2010

Ballz backwards

An inability to function at a socially exceptable rate, due to extreme ammounts of awkwardness in everyday problems and procedure.
As awkward as seeing someone with two testicles tucked behind their legs and bending over.

"Yo, my rents are ballz backwards about this trip, so I'm not too sure if the thizzle is going down this weekend or next."
Well... picture the awkward sight of someone balls tucked in between their legs (balls are backwards) therefore the parent's planning abilities are slightly flawed due to their awkward way of going about things.

by bG. May 25, 2006