Basement Dweller

A basement dweller, much like a hikikomori, lives inside their guardian's house and often do not pay rent, have no job, have no dreams of pursuing education, and are often obsessed with anime, video games, manga and often have a unhealthy life style of playing video games all day, neve working, going on reddit, and eating junk food all day. A majority of these people are misogynists, men, and obese mainly living in the US or Canada but are slowly becoming mainstream and a popular trend in countries and becoming more present in today's society.

My uncle is a basement dweller. All day he sit's in his mom's basement and hasn't had any reaction with anyone other than in his mom in real life in 29 years.

by Idefinedumbwordsbutthatsok December 19, 2022

Basement Baby

A person that spends all his time in his mom's basement playing computer games, must not have a job and be aged over 40!

My Brother is a basement baby. Jake coined the term in adventure time, so its true.

by Bishnuu October 19, 2015

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.

Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009

Bayhem

The cinematic conceit of blowing shit up on a large scale, in slow motion and (usually) at sunset.

A portmanteau word employing the concept of the inevitable incendiary mayhem employed by uberhack Michael Bay in lieu of characters, a script or a a pube's-weight of reality.

A: Dude! Did you dig the plot in Transformers?
B: Hell, no! I was only there to watch the Bayhem!

or

A: I can't believe The Knight lays waste to Los Angeles at the end of Bruckheimer's remake of "The Seventh Seal."
B: Yeah, who needs Kierkegaardian themes on death and meaning when you can unleash total Bayhem?

by Jamie H. Lewis January 1, 2009

Basement Spartan

1: To be wrapped up in a blanket with two of the corners pinned together so as to create a cloak for the purpose of warmth.

2: The poor man's Snuggie.

"My heater went out so I went Basement Spartan to keep warm."

by Sailor Phantom February 22, 2010

Basher

In London a Basher refers to a cheap pay as you go phone. Generally the two types of people who use them are 1) Criminals who want to minimise the risk of having their phones tapped or traced, or 2) Legit persons who use one alongside a decent contract phone, maybe because they like to separate their calls/contacts for example splitting between business/personal or because they're worried about losing a phone and don't want to lose a nicer phone, for example if they're going to a club or if they are in a dangerous line of work.

The term Basher originated from the idea that one can bash the phone around without worrying because 1) The cheap phones typically used are usually simpler and more robust than more expensive phones so they are less likely to break, and 2) Even if the phone breaks you don't care about it.

I need to get a new phone today, nothing fancy. Just a basher. A little twenty quid Nokia will do the job init.

by PlaceLondon July 4, 2016

Wet basement

A moldy stinky wet gapping snatch hole

Damn that fuckin sloppy hooker had the meanest wet basement I ever seen.

by Ricky Kasso May 5, 2009