Matthew McConaughey is well known for being a Butterscotch Bandit, that’s why all the girls want to get in bed with him. .
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Get the No handed bandit mug.The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!
Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
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Get the Air Bandit mug.The bums you catch on camera dumping garbage all over your back yard. Usually wearing ripped up dirty clothes, these uncivilized people tend to let their garbage overflow to the top of the ceiling in their house before finally dumping it all over someone else's property because there's a bag limit.
CAUTION: When you approach them after catching them, there may be an unruly smell emanating from the doorway. Also beware of any hazardous waste in their front yard, and definitely avoid smelling their breath.
CAUTION: When you approach them after catching them, there may be an unruly smell emanating from the doorway. Also beware of any hazardous waste in their front yard, and definitely avoid smelling their breath.
Neighbour: There's garbage all over the back alley, is that you!?
Guy: Nah the trash bandits are oozing garbage everywhere they go, it's only a matter of time until I catch one.
Neighbour: I feel you, those damn trash bandits are everywhere lately.
Guy: Nah the trash bandits are oozing garbage everywhere they go, it's only a matter of time until I catch one.
Neighbour: I feel you, those damn trash bandits are everywhere lately.
by mrcleandean March 29, 2022
Get the Trash Bandit mug.A group of delinquents that supposedly started out in the Wedgewood building of Staffordshire University. A group of highly dangerous but skilled individuals of anything illegal.
They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.
Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.
They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.
Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.
Nathan: "yo, who are those people sneaking around our building?"
Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.
Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"
Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"
Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.
Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"
Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"
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