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Leaf Bandit

A person who roams their neighborhood grabbing other people's leaves, typically the 30 gallon paper bagged variety, for the purpose of making garden compost for the next growing season. This action is usually performed during night.
Jim is the town's leaf bandit, last year he managed to grab over 200 bags of leaves so he could make compost.
by chikken_nuggs October 21, 2018
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brita bandit

A friend, or more often a roommate, who constantly finishes off a water filter, such as a brita filter, without refilling it. Note that this person also is prone to finish off other items, such as chips or hard-boiled eggs, without taking the time to make or buy more.
Oh man, I'm about to lose it with Virgil. That brita bandit had the gall to finish off my eggs and leave me with an empty dish. Don't worry though, I got him back by leaving him a surprise in his toilet.
by lemon pops January 24, 2019
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The brand bandit!

The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!
Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??

Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022
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Air Bandit

An “Air Bandit” is someone who is a waste of oxygen. Or is “stealing” oxygen hence Air Bandit.
You are such an Air Bandit!
by Bandito John January 20, 2022
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Trash Bandit

The bums you catch on camera dumping garbage all over your back yard. Usually wearing ripped up dirty clothes, these uncivilized people tend to let their garbage overflow to the top of the ceiling in their house before finally dumping it all over someone else's property because there's a bag limit.

CAUTION: When you approach them after catching them, there may be an unruly smell emanating from the doorway. Also beware of any hazardous waste in their front yard, and definitely avoid smelling their breath.
Neighbour: There's garbage all over the back alley, is that you!?
Guy: Nah the trash bandits are oozing garbage everywhere they go, it's only a matter of time until I catch one.

Neighbour: I feel you, those damn trash bandits are everywhere lately.
by mrcleandean March 29, 2022
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Wedgewood Bandits

A group of delinquents that supposedly started out in the Wedgewood building of Staffordshire University. A group of highly dangerous but skilled individuals of anything illegal.

They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.

Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.
Nathan: "yo, who are those people sneaking around our building?"

Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.

Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"

Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"
by Wedgewood Coffee January 28, 2022
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Baby Bandit

So-Called notorious theives' that steal cum from sperm banks
"Did you hear about that Baby Bandit Heist?"
"Those crackheads got away with gallons of cum"
by Sly.Farron May 25, 2021
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