curtain bandit 

A guy who, after participating in sexual intercourse with another, and discretly walks over to the curtain and cleans the slime off of his dick, then leaves never to return.

Sally, watch out for that Brooks, I never knew he was a curtain bandit, until I found the mess he left on my bedroom curtains.

curtain bandit by Kevin Vandam July 1, 2007

Bare Minimum Bandit

One of the greatest clans and most skilled bandits on the world

Joey became a Bare Minimum Bandit and stole my milk carton, but not my milk.

Bare Minimum Bandit by The True Ram and BMNB Captin June 30, 2016

ass bandit 

British term for Male Hosexual.

"e's nothin' but a bloody Ass Bandit, 'E is!

ass bandit by Vega$ Bill November 28, 2002

turd burgaling ass bandit 

someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims

kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit

turd burgaling ass bandit by big andy C May 7, 2007

Poo Bandit 

Someone who goes into a public restroom and uses their own poo to write "Poo Bandit" on the bathroom stall. In order to be a true Poo Bandit you must continuously do this and never reveal your true identity.

Grace Burke poos every week in a public restroom and uses her finger as a pen to write "Poo Bandit" on the wall in her own poo.

Poo Bandit by deapoo May 20, 2009

shag-bandit 

A gentleman that is frequently copulating with a variety of women.

You might catch something off him he's an awfull shag-bandit..

shag-bandit by dcrookfull October 2, 2010

beaver bandit 

some who eats out hairy pussies

alysha hammens boyfriend

i still have hair in my mouth from eating that girl like a beaver bandit last night

beaver bandit by alex mizzathews November 21, 2004