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Breast Cheese

An accumulation of dead skin, lint, dirt, that builds up to a white fungi that thrives under large sagging breast of woman that does not clean herself properly.
Don't eat the breast cheese it's nasty.
by Breastman ATL October 17, 2008
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breast mitzvah

a solemn ceremony held in the synagogue, usually on Saturday morning, to officially state that a girl's chest has reached sufficient size to graduate from the term "tatertots" to the noun "breasts"
shit, i could live at the breast mitzvah
by Deano Bambino October 6, 2006
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Breast-Case Scenario

1. A situation in which breasts may present themselves, leading to a night that cannot be improved (breast-wise).

2. A set of breasts that cannot be improved (surgery or otherwise).
Jeremy: How did that hott, tasty piece turn out last night?
Robb: We went back to my place; it was a total breast-case scenario.

Corlin: Did you see that babe walk by just now?
Robb: I know: total breast-case scenario!
by Robb the Knob 937 February 4, 2010
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Beats Street Tavern

used to describe your favorite watering hole when an unwanted friend overhears your description of the previous nights exploits. The misdirection is used so that said unwanted friend will not show up to your favorite establishment in the future.
Pete Dick: "Me and T. Gay really got fuck up last night."
The Cooker: "damn, when I left you were still jacking for beats and seemed fairly socially lubricated."
Pete Dick: "Well we Irished Ourselves pretty good."
Uncle Freddie: "Where was this?"
Pete Dick and the Cooker: "the Beats Street Tavern."
Uncle Freddie: "Where is that."
Pete Dick: "Jones Road"
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
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Breakshart

Nervous breakdown causing a pacemaking (foggy) fart dilating the anus and soon followed by an instant abundant release of hot creamy feces;

Typical in sensitive non professional sluts looking for love in vain after a "bulldozering" one night stand .
Women on the verge of a nervous breakshart.
by NIO LITTLEBULL April 19, 2008
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Breast Lift

When a bra is newly laundered and has that lifting tight suction power and makes your boobs look their best.
Today i have such great Breast Lift cuz i just did the laundry!
by Sex kitten1234567891 July 20, 2009
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breast onplants

fake titties that you wear on or over your real titties so that your little titties look bigger.
Man your titties look bigger! I know you can't afford no breast implants, so those must be breast onplants!
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
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