Bollocks

When angry people vote emotionally on a simple binary question that needs a rational understanding of what is a complex issue and then only pass muster by a whisker and expect everyone else to be bound forever by that vote, I say bollocks. I said bollocks to Mugabe who always won on simple binary votes; I say bollocks to Hitler and all the other tyrants in recent history who won popular/populist votes.

I say "Bollocks to Brexit"

"Bollocks to Brexit"

by Bwanamkubwa May 10, 2019

Soppy Bollocks

Someone displaying the behaviour of a Matthew Leonard or a Kyle Willman

“What a soppy bollocks”

by dardyarty November 1, 2019

sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.

“I’m sweating like a bollock”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

Bitter Bollocks

A phrase commonly used to describe the cold weather outside as cold weather outside causes a male's testicles to become a lot tighter and move closer to the body. A phrase usually used when it is colder than usual this phrase describes the way a mans/boys testicles bollocks will shrivel up and become very small when cold. Every time it is cold this happens to a boy which is one of the reasons why they always have their hands down their pants. The testicles are shrivelled, tighter, harder and very cold and only warm heat will make them dangle again. The testicles correspond with the penis as the penis also shrinks and becomes a lot smaller when it is freezing or when a boy is outside in cold weather shrinkage. Basically when a boy is outside in cold weather his whole genitals are very small as a boys whole genitals shrink when they are cold but the term 'bitter bollocks' specifically relates to the testicles shrinking.

It is bitter bollocks today.

by urban_finder January 29, 2019

Bollock Talk

Talking total rubbish which is basically bollocks!

Someone who goes on and on and it’s just not needed “bollock talk”

by SmellyFluff December 18, 2020

Bollocks

(South of England): shoes, trainers, etc

(North of England): balls, cock

Hey, those are some really nice bollocks you have there!
Hey, put your bollocks away!

by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023

biggest bollocks boy

Based on the pattern of 'bumboy'. A man or a homosexual man, who has the biggest and roundest testicles in the world, with a diameter of 100 cm. Also his testicles are as big as a basketball.

Luigi: is your bollocks huge?
Mario: yes, I have the biggest testicles in the world, so many people called me 'biggest bollocks boy' and it's bigger than Bowser!!

by marcotoa January 18, 2025