by newsome toerags November 25, 2004
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It's the blog version of a tabloid, usually lacks original content but tries to pretend like it's very essential for the internet community.
It's the blog version of a tabloid, usually lacks original content but tries to pretend like it's very essential for the internet community.
by maapi September 23, 2008
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Individuals under the impression that the internet community has an actual interest in their inner workings. Where they ramble on about how fucked up their life is, hoping readers will reach round and pick some shit out of their colon so as to give it to the author.
Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".
Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".
Staff Blog Lozers: woe is me, I woke up, got dressed, did a shit, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn't let me sleep, apparently pwned the shit out of a n00b but all I really did was show I can outshout a 12 year old, and now I talks about the girl I love, so much you'll want to vomit.
Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.
Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.
by Blog Hater February 19, 2009
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Get the Browse Store Blog Type any word here... mug.1.) a web-log.
2.) an online journal used to express or tell of one's feelings, thoughts, recent activities. may be used to communicate with friends or strangers.
2.) an online journal used to express or tell of one's feelings, thoughts, recent activities. may be used to communicate with friends or strangers.
Jeremy posted his poetry on his blog to vent his feelings.
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Jenny blogged often to complain about her daily annoyances.
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Jenny blogged often to complain about her daily annoyances.
by miss.emma July 31, 2005
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2. Someone who compares themselves to random, unrelated things in the midst of controversy.
2. Someone who compares themselves to random, unrelated things in the midst of controversy.
1. "This Blagojevich just cut me off in traffic."
2. Ex. The brave warrior Ulysses or an innocent cowboy.
2. Ex. The brave warrior Ulysses or an innocent cowboy.
by Preston Hill January 24, 2009
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Guy 2: no, why?
Guy 1: dude, it's sooo freaking hot. I couldn't control my urge, I forced a blogasm on myself.
Guy 2: NICE!! im'a go home and read it too!
Assistant principal: Wow, i know what your talking about. I blogasmed three times last time to the very same article. IT'S SOOOO EROTIC!!!!!
Guy 2: never mind...
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy 1: dude, it's sooo freaking hot. I couldn't control my urge, I forced a blogasm on myself.
Guy 2: NICE!! im'a go home and read it too!
Assistant principal: Wow, i know what your talking about. I blogasmed three times last time to the very same article. IT'S SOOOO EROTIC!!!!!
Guy 2: never mind...
by Matthias Azamer January 18, 2007
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