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crystal clear bleach

bleach but its clear and can be mistaken for water
little timmy almost drinked crystal clear bleach because he thought it was water
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024
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The Bleach Incident

On January 31st, 2024, the feast day of St. John Bosco, an incident in which a student pretended to drink bleach and spilled some on his skin and shirt occured. His friends were absolutely flabbergasted and told him to go to the nurse's office immediately, as he might get a bleach rash. The student was quickly taken home, and forced to write a letter of apology to his teacher.
"Dude, did you hear about The Bleach Incident?"
by BleachIncidentKid January 31, 2024
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bleach

Something you need for your eyes after looking at this website
yo momma so ugly, i needed some bleach for my eyes after last night
This is a example of why we all need bleach for our eyes
that sentence alone
by 48NIGHT February 26, 2023
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bleached-butthole effect

The bleached-butthole effect —

1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.
by tykomaki February 20, 2022
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Bleach Blonde

A color that strippers, transpeople, and young female adults that are already going through a mid-life crisis dye their hair.
Omg I’m 24, engaged again and have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies, I should dye my hair bleach blonde.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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Bleach

My escape from this world.
I’m going to drink some bleach to leave this hell i’m in
by Peendestroyer January 21, 2021
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brain bleach

When you find out one of the recent Playboy model is the reminder of the ending from Sleepaway Camp.
Did someone just send me a drawing of a man birthing an infant coming out of his hairy ass? Quick find me the fucking brain bleach as that's beyond sick as it's up there with the news story about Genetic Attraction.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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