When someone defecates in a toilet which has very little water. The poo lands on the edge of the toilet basin and is not completely submerged, creating a deadly stank which diffuses beyond the bathroom throughout the whole house.
Man, can you smell that? I think it's coming from the bathroom downstairs... Tina must have left a beached turd in my toilet.
by Catatafish22 July 13, 2011
Get the Beached Turd mug.A beach brownie is the sand-encrusted excrement of a child who, while playing in the sand, digs a shallow hole and deposits his present.
Most commonly, the beach brownie is discovered by an unsuspecting and gullible child who, while merely digging the moat for his sandcastle, uncovers the now sand-encased and hardened deposit. The magellan-child exclaims, "Mom, I found something," to which the parent shakes her head and remarks to a fellow parent, "Billy found another beach brownie."
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Someone who is always at the beach, Refuses to work or do anything involving labor, rides a skateboard of some sort or a bike(usually beach cruisers). Usually always at a bonfire on weekends. Smoke weed and Drink..alott. Listen to bands like Sublime and rebelution and bob marley.
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Get the Bergen Beach mug.The water at the beach, commonly referred to as 'the ocean' or 'the sea' by geographical professionals who haven't been on the sauce all week
by Hades January 3, 2003
Get the Beach Water mug.a guy who goes to the beach and wears a backwards cap, shades, and throws a football around on the beach with the shirt off, or a sleeveless shirt. Sometimes they will intentionally miss a catch so the ball lands by girls and they can flex their muscles to them.
by brotime July 27, 2010
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Child 2: I'm to drunk right now to operate
Child 1: let's skip school and to Beachaven cause its crunk as fuck there
Child 2: I'm to drunk right now to operate
Child 1: let's skip school and to Beachaven cause its crunk as fuck there
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