Boob baiting

The practice of trolling women to get them to expose themselves in an effort to prove they are in fact women.

I'm a woman, and I'm on an mmo." "Lies, theres no girls on the internet. Prove it. Show us your tits." "Jeez if thats what it will take.. " "Don't do it! He's just boob baiting

by Karavor August 18, 2010

m.bating

This is slang for masturbating, the short way of saying it. Also the less embarrassing way of saying masturbating when speaking around adults and strangers.

ex. I caught him m.bating two times!
ex. I really enjoy a m.bating in the afternoon.

by rando September 30, 2005

betting on the monkey

Betting on a sure thing

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008

Face Butting

But dialing Facebook and changing you status without knowing it.

Mike has a strange face book status- ou oh- he must have been face butting again!

by Jus Mic hot 1079 July 2, 2010

Batwing

"The Batwing"

1)Batwing - The end product of when you pull your scrotum taught, so that it is flat and veiny... like a bat wing!

2)Meaty Bat Wing and Spined Bat Wing also found in WoW.

Gary: "Paul.... Pass me that plate"

Paul: (looks) "Zomg... ewww the Batwing.. I can't believe you gave me the batwing! It's soooo veiny!!"

Gary: *Kicks Paul in the ass, mercilessly ridiculing his sexual nature*

by Burtnernie December 10, 2007

Three Piece Bathing Suit

When you'd like to see a girl naked, just in her hat and two flip flops making up the three pieces

Hey baby, why don't you try on a three piece bathing suit for me.

by Jogiggety Schmogetty October 18, 2008

The Macedonian Bathing Suit

Noun
Unlike the conventional 1 piece or 2 piece bathing suits, the Macedonian Bathing Suit is the opposite of the European "mono kini", where the female wearer only wears a bikini bottom. The Macedonian Bathing Suit is a female bathing suit, where only the upper half of the body is covered, exposing the reproductive organs of the Macedonian wearer.

"Wow, look at that hottie over there in the Macedonian Bathing Suit, I can't believe she isn't wearing a bottom."

"I got a really bad burn on my "hoo hah" this weekend while wearing my Macedonian Bathing Suit to the beach."

by Heyhey1 August 17, 2009