Fartin' Barton

When your roommate comes home from dinner and his farts smell so bad that they clear the room.

My friend came home and Fartin' Bartoned the entire second floor of our house.

by 9 Cider May 18, 2010

joey barton

Silly, makes strange noises, can change reality with words, his younger brother is gay, person of the year in 2006 in time magazine, 6 foot tall, 185 lbs, brown eyes, bacteria in mouth, needs root canal, has risk of infected lymph node, has gingivitis, appreciates stories that don't suck, is a grammar Nazi commander, hates twilight, stepped on a worm once, wears shoes, is Caucasian, has pheromones, is male, not female, not bread, has a soul but does not believe in them, eats food and babies which is still food, on occasion. He also believes that cocaine is a hell of a drug, but does not like drugs. Also, he hates republicans, and liberals, and dirty hippies, and people made out of wax, and black licorice, and children, especially small ones. (the ones that smell funny and chew their own fingers) He likes to make his friends take down way to much dictation. Is a troll by nature. Hates trolls. Hates irony. Hates lists, especially lists of characteristics, hates urban dictionary, hates being defined, and is currently helping with this definition. Also he hates repetition and irony. He also hates long definitions . Is hilarious at heart and hates comedy. Hates irony and repetition. Is not gay. Enjoys manipulating rules to make little brother gay, and also has a gay little brother.

He's such a joey barton. - Bill Nye
joey barton are so last week - Jim Gaffigan
Who's joey barton ? - Marilyn Manson

by Lantano May 12, 2014

The Bartman

Bart Simpson's awesome dance. "Do the Bartman" is Bart simpson's awesome song that goes with the song.

Everybody do the Bartman!

by qwertyjerk March 18, 2011

barthelemy

a french, attractive man who has a queue of nice-looking parisians

ooh look mommy- a barthelemy

by QWE January 16, 2008

Bartosz

The best polish boyfriend with the biggest dick youl ever see. Big dick. Im talking about huge. Huge dick. He loves memes and is overprotective. Can spend hours on roblox. I know cause im his girlfriend.

Bartosz has a big peepee

by Valentina.exe October 30, 2019

Bartlett Hours

Working day which is substantially less than the normal 8 hours.

You are late in this morning - working Bartlett Hours?

by Steve Canton August 9, 2006

Bartek

(n): A large Oak Tree often found in Poland.
(n): A name given to individuals of Polish descent; a variation of the name "Bartholamew"
(n): A famous man residing in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, often found wearing Check Shirts and standing in front of Nuclear Power Plants around the world. Coined the term, "I'm waiting..."

1. That's a large Bartek in your backyard in Warsaw, Poland!

2. My child's name is Bartek.

3. Bartek was on the couch screaming, "I'm waiting..."

by Wendy Twang June 11, 2006