alarm clock grenade

noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.

'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'

by KartoonHead September 26, 2011

azariha

The baddest bitchhhh🖤

Azariha is my name.

by Dis u October 30, 2020

tiajauna alarm clock

the act of getting hit in the genitalia with a bottle of tequila to wake you up

jack gave stan a tiajauna alarm clock for honakkuah

muhum

by hdmq December 11, 2015

Fire alarm

A very annoying piece of shit that allows you to go nuts

Fire alarm nutttttts

by NASADUDE13 November 25, 2019

fart alarm

a fart alarm is described as person who is small in height and will typically be the first one to smell a fart because they are in closer proximity to someone's buttocks

"I'm dating this new guy, but he's a total fart alarm."

by Holdav May 5, 2021

Babar Azam

Babar Azam also known as Zimbabar Azambawe is a pakistani statpadder batsman who statpadds and bashes minnows The biggest achievement of babar azam is getting compared with GOAT king kohli he is not even a percent of him babar statpads against big teams and bashes minnows

Babar Azam is not even 1% of Virat Kohli

by Vimdhayak ji November 24, 2021

Arden Alarm Clock

The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.

When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.

by RubyTuesday July 16, 2008