Autism

A condition which I wish I have and might actually do.

Me: Doctor I think I have... Autism
Doctor: Yeah, I know, you do since the first day you came to my clinic.

by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025

butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

by superdada May 8, 2018

Righteous Autism

A form of autism which contains only it's most advantageous qualities.

With Al's righteous autism he was able to manage 5 wives and his job.

by BenAllan November 3, 2018

Autism

just rubi. the definition is rubi. please send help it’s infecting me.

“YOOOO YOURE SO AUTISTIC 😭😭😭😭😭😭.. don’t spread the autism”

by ALALALLARENNN January 7, 2024

autism cop

When a cop pulls out his gun and shoots you unexpectedly inside your car

Wow look at the autism cop shooting a innacont black man

by Psychologicalsquid June 9, 2017

autism

dumb people who are just dumb and look dumb

are you diagnosed with autism

by Realni$$aSh@7 November 7, 2021

Evil Autism

I type of disorder that makes you rape your ferret

gage: bro do you know what that idiviual did last night

John: yeah he has like evil autism

by Zombiesfan836 July 30, 2025