oral art

The art form of performing oral sex.

Due to the fact that she gagged and didn't swallow, her oral art requires vast improvement.

by LAFF August 17, 2005

x-art

Sensual porn firm which produces touching scenes in porn movies. A counter act against brazzers hardcore style.

Did you watch X-Art's latest movie ?
Yeah man, that girl was like the girl in my dreams final form.

by ciftsilindir February 9, 2014

state-of-the-art

Soon-to-be-obsolete.

Every piece of new computer hardware is considered state-of-the-art for an average period of four months.

by AYB July 30, 2003

Abstract art

Abstract Art

adj. A politically correct euphemism for terribad.

noun. An admission of intellectual impotence.

Music is not abstract art as it is arranged into a sequence. You do not simply button mash a piano.

1. a) John's art was terribad.

1. b) John likes to paint abstract art.

2. a) I suck at art.

2. b) I'm exploring abstract art.

by 0bs3n3 November 15, 2009

Arts Degree

A construct of the middle classes that allows young adults to spend the best part of three years happily wasted, learning a lot of nice- yet ultimately useless information, without detriment to future employment prospects.

Science student: are you just gonna sit there hung over all day, think of me as i do my 9-5 lab shift

Arts student: no, remember i do an arts degree: i might ponder whether life is just a dream or start my essay on existentialism... nah, there's still vodka left from last night.

by FitouKing May 18, 2010

acid art

Any kind of media or art that, when viewed, makes you wonder what exactly the artist was tripping on when they came up with the concept.

"Hey dude, the ads on this channel are hectic weird! It's like acid art or something"

by Carl March 3, 2006

liberal arts

A major you pick in college when you don't know what to do with yourself. The major doesn't focus on anything specific. You waste your time and money just to have the bragging right that you're attending college.

Eric didn't know what to do with his life so majored in liberal arts. After college, he finally found a job working as an insurance adjuster which required no college education.

by jonas the great July 6, 2006