Roll Call or Absent Student

When you're giving a girl the beans so hard she continues to call out your name.

*Me laying pipe*
Girl: BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN!
Me (later): Yeah dude, she was calling my name like a teacher would an absent student
Friend: Like a roll call or Absent Student?

by tittycitymayor February 25, 2014

hideously tentacled alien robot

Someone who immigrated to the US around 2000.

... You are older than me, dude. If you don't know that expression it's probably because you have no concept of "good" because you are some kind of hideously tentacled alien robot.

by dickurbane January 20, 2015

Elle the alien

Elle is a wonderful (in this moment) purple-pink haired alien, Loves Kurt Cobain and Nirvana in general. Elle is the best thing to happen to you , it's an alien that arrived on earth by chance, and encountered an alien observer with blue messy hair. Elle i don't want you to leave this planet, please stay here , we could observe the galaxy on the Earth and listen to riot grrrl music while making punk pins.

- Elle the alien , you're my soul sibling

- The blue haired alien observer

by AlienObserver November 19, 2021

alien fart

when you fart and green diahria runs down the side of your leg and hits your sock.

Dude i just aliened that one.. go get some tissues.

by Raymond Johnson June 9, 2005

Absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence

just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there

coppa1:this Seriel killer didnt leave and clues!

coppa2:the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence
coppa1:wat the fuck that mean man
coppa2just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there

by kayo2themic October 15, 2009

alien abduction

The act of waking up naked on your bathroom floor in a puddle of your own stool and vomit after a night of heavy drinking.

His mother found him following an alien abduction, so she washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.

by sixtoe April 4, 2011

Alien shit fetus

a half sucked on peice of a giant sugar daddy thats been droppend on the rug dropped in an ash trey and eventually burned

Gee Matt thats just an alien shit fetus

by bananakisses June 16, 2010