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Lok the Allfather

Pseudonym of an urban legend. Stories say he was first seen in a nightclub wearing nothing but a suction-cup on his 23-inch penis. Commonly associated with , Molly's Ex, Stay Golden Pony Boy, Kylian Mbappe (The Allfather), all part of what celebrities such as Obama Jones, Johnny English and Logan Paul say is his secret persian sex cult which perform various tasks on tiktok slime and belle delphines saliva.
Alicia: Did you see Lok do the Norweigan Ice-Dragon on that chick last night?

Eric: Yes!!!! What a pride he is.

Sam: Nothing else from Lok the Allfather!
by theallfathers October 27, 2020
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You're not aloane

What you sympathetically tell someone who's wrestling with one or more "typical" or "oft-experienced" conundrums involving borrowed money/objects.
If someone needs to be told, "You're not aloane", this often indicates that he has not followed Shakespeare's famous "neither a borrower nor a lender be" proverb.
by QuacksO November 20, 2021
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stranger_things..aloha

stranger_things..aloha videos are so funny and stranger_things..aloha is very good at editing!
Me: Hey have you seen stranger_things..aloha tik tok!
Person: Yes they are my idol I love them some much!
by Yessiryguyy June 18, 2022
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Copiar al Alfa es nada malo

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by Real Alberto July 19, 2022
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Alfrmal or Alfarmal

Alfrmal, or Alfarmal, is the proper name of the elven language. It's the Norse word for "elf speech." It's also known as Alfrnorsk, or Alfarnorsk, meaning "elf Norse." It originally was written in the Runic alphabet, also known as Futhark. However, when the elves adopted monotheism, they abandoned the Runic alphabet, due to Scriptural prohibitions against witchcraft. Note runes are used in witchcraft. Instead, elves now use the Latin alphabet. There's also another elven language, known as Alfsprache, or Alfdeutsche. This means "elf-german." Elves use both languages.
Foolish Tolkien fans, don't you know the elven language, is actually called Alfrmal or Alfarmal? It's not "Elvish!" Please correct your mistake!
by I'mcrazy March 29, 2023
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doing an AlfaOxtrot

When a youtuber/influencer commits to a religion which in turn causes their online activity to slow down or stop
"Oh man, this guy I used to watch now stopped uploading because he turned Christian, he can't stop doing an AlfaOxtrot!"
by polarnote March 3, 2026
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