accompshitment

ac·com·pshit·ment (noun)

1. The act of accomplishing absolutely nothing or the state of being unaccomplished.
2. Something not completed successfully; an complete failure.
3. An lack of skill or expertise:
4. No Social poise or grace.

After the offshore IT team completely botched a simple request to move a database from one server to another:

Patel: Mr. John, please to tell request is completed

John: Yes, I was reviewing the results.... quite an accompshitment.

by El Douchebag January 22, 2011

Accounting Truck

A term used to describe an item someone wants or has but doesn't in any way need. Term taken from a GTA IV radio talk show conversation.

"Those golf clubs are his annual accounting truck"

"He got the iPod, but he never uses it"/" it must just have been an accounting truck"

by 2banza August 2, 2012

account hacked?

A sarcastic comment used on social media to express surprise or confusion towards a post. Such a post tends to be out-of-character, random, meaningless or simply strange.

__________________________________________________________
\Bob: Loving Psy's new song Daddy. Didn't know why I hated K-Pop so\
\much. Why ain't everyone listening to this shit? \
\__________________________________________________________\
----Comments----
Kris: Maecenas dictum facilisis turpis quis sagittis.
Macbeth: Vitae imperdiet orci magna nec enim.
Jay: Account hacked?
Jasper: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit!!!

by CH3791 April 23, 2016

Acchi Kocchi

I am pretty much fucking done with my life. I'm ready to give up everything. Heck i would even make a clone of myself and give everything to that clone so no one would suspect that i'm dead

Hey it's your friendly neighborhood Acchi Kocchi here ready to fucking die

by Acchi Kocchi October 28, 2018

Blank Account

Having so much money you don't care what things cost. You don't even look at the price.

"what would the Prime Minister know about being poor, that prick is all blank account".

by NoZombie August 11, 2014

new account ∙ 7.7B views ∙ 3 seconds ago

a goofy ahh youtube channel who uploads gigachad content and never disappoints me and his audience😎

dude 1: HEY BRO IMA WATCH SOME "new account ∙ 7.7B views ∙ 3 seconds ago"!!1111!!1111 dude 2: OMGOGMGGGGOG THATS MY FAVOURITE YTBER W

by binchillin_goofyahh August 13, 2023

Smell your accomplishments

Something immature bitches on the bus make up to insult you which usually means close your legs you smell.

Damnnn girl smell your accomplishments!

by JessaBabe February 26, 2009