Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds
Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
by geoxd657 April 13, 2018

by zuradon't May 20, 2025

by The regger September 3, 2023

Absolute Capital - Slang compound word referring to high amounts of wealth usually owned by a person or a company, that often used to describe the amount of money someone is generating off of an action or product.
by NiggyNiggyMyNigga April 28, 2020

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight” Guy 2 “all I got is absolute thunder” Guy 1 “what?!? The mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka?!?” Guy 2 “hell yeah bro”
by Grayson C. Peters July 29, 2021

by tuco_diaz September 30, 2022

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.
Ah yes my mate Greg
Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.
What an absolut madman
Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.
What an absolut madman
by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020
