Shit assed

When you are finished taking a crap and know that there is a mess to be cleaned up.

"Man, I was out of TP and had to get up all shit assed from the toilet to get another roll."

by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008

Assed Up

Assed up is most commonly used in situations when livid is too weak and fucking enraged is not acceptable language for the company in the room. It makes the elderly giggle for being wrong, yet tepid by today's standards.

Boy, the boss sure is assed up about all of us being the world's most worthless employees.

by Optimous Douche November 26, 2014

Anked

(V) to be made fun of, carried. Used when a witty remark has been made, causing vomit-inducing embarrassment.

Derived from basketball lingo: When a player is faked-out by a good move, his ankles are broken.

Yo, did you see Bobby trying to get that girls number? He got anked.. She gave him a 1-900 number instead.

by Adam-Theo December 17, 2005

gay assed

Commonly used to describe something that really, really sucks.

What?! My car's broken down, mother fucker?! Man that is some gay assed shit going on right there!

by Green Will December 12, 2003

Askew

Morbidly Obese - No less than overweight

"You are too much of an Askew - lose some weight" "I can't" "haha"

by Bob209 July 22, 2005

askebin

A member of a incredibly rare, red-pigmented race of homo sapiens.

In the beginning, Yum created the askebins.

by Pehrvie Murv January 14, 2008

Askident

1) Greatly increasing the odds or an accident occuring by engaging in risky behavior.
2) When someone asks a question that is inappropriate or not welcome as part of the conversation.

1) Knife juggling is an askident waiting to happen. 2) Asking "When's that baby due?" to an unpregnant woman is an askident.

by Dr. Poupensberg B. Funswell June 9, 2015