Asiananigan

ā·zhən·NA·ni·gən
noun
Origin: Asian + Shenanigans

Any activity or object that normal people associate as originating from or being enthusiastically assimilated by the strange Asian cultures, though not necessarily exclusive to them.

"C. Kim was partial to egg rolls and other Asiananigans, such as Hello Kitty, Kamikaze, and studying every day in high school."

by HENGEN December 9, 2012

asian alarmclock

its when you throw a math textbook in the air making it crash to the floor and wake someone up

man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study

by TextileSmartass November 2, 2014

asian wasted

To drink half a shot and be completely hammered. Symptoms include red in the face, yelling, followed by sleepiness, and generally end up passed out within 10 min.

"Should we invite gen to come out tonight?"

"Hell no, last time she got Asian wasted and started yelling at the bartender before passing out on the bar."

by GenBean July 22, 2016

Asian Roulette

pretty much like Russian roulette but except no gun. instead of a gun, we have an Asian that's going to get roasted by a group of 2-7 but every time the Asian gets roasted he can legally beat you up. you can try to block and dodge but he will hit you anywhere worse than the spot the Asian is aiming for.

Guy: Hey dude wanna play Asian roulette?
Guys Friend: Yeah dude lets play it. but you have to pay for my medical bills.
Guy: you too
-Asian Gets Roasted-
Asian: I'm going to fuck you ass up
-Asian beats Guys Friend-
play Asian roulette at your own risk

by chingchongchlnaman February 19, 2019

Asian Tingles

When you are near or touching something that makes you Asian and gives you Tingles

Wow that melted cheese stick gives me the Asian Tingles

by Red4728472 December 11, 2019

ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM

A = AVERAGE
B = BELT TIME
C = CANT COME HOME
D = DOG HOUSE
F = FIND A NEW FAMILY

MOM: YOU GET THE B. I AM GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS. GET THE A+ OR CHOPSTICK UP ASS AND NO RICE FOR 3 DAYS!
ASIAN SON: I DO THE SO MUCH EXTRA CREDIT! I'M JUST NO SMART!
MOM: YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT. GO TO THE DOG HOUSE AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH THE DINNER. YOU KNOW WHAT THE ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM IS!!!!!

by PERSONWITHALLOFTHEA+ January 27, 2020

Asian Nose Syndrome

A person’s nose being round, on the flatter side, and usually not pointy as the result of Asian parents/parent.

Just look it up people.

“Yo, Cecilia has some serious Asian Nose Syndrome”

by I shitted actually February 22, 2020