asianest

noun superlative; the most asian.

"Cho Kawanika is the asianest."

by eruvanda August 16, 2009

Asian wing

a factory or aftermarket spoiler on a small car which is strictly ornamental and does nothing for the performance of the vehicle.

hey, dude, look at the asian wing on that honda!!

by jimmy_d787 August 26, 2010

asian bird flu

Same as yellow fever.

That dude has come down with asian bird flu -- he is interested only in asian girls.

by albinoraccoon March 1, 2011

Asian scene

A commotion or scuffle when individuals or parties fight to pay the bill.

Mr. Chang: Oh let me get this one.
Mr. Lee: No, no. You paid last time, it's my turn.
Mr. Chang: Back off son or I'm about to start an Asian scene.

Put away wallet Xue Ling or mama will make Asian scene!

by J5T June 13, 2011

Asian Sitdown

When one or more Asian people sit down and have a conversation, usually about something that is uncomfortable or conflict-driven.

After our breakup, Joni and I needed to have an Asian sitdown to talk about how we were going to divide our things.

When I heard that Margie was spreading gossip about me, I emailed her and told her we needed to have an Asian sitdown.

by dkyn September 27, 2012

Asiananigan

ā·zhən·NA·ni·gən
noun
Origin: Asian + Shenanigans

Any activity or object that normal people associate as originating from or being enthusiastically assimilated by the strange Asian cultures, though not necessarily exclusive to them.

"C. Kim was partial to egg rolls and other Asiananigans, such as Hello Kitty, Kamikaze, and studying every day in high school."

by HENGEN December 9, 2012

asian alarmclock

its when you throw a math textbook in the air making it crash to the floor and wake someone up

man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study

by TextileSmartass November 2, 2014